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*watches shows while eating crunchy snacks* i cant hear shit
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yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool
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When I’m 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I’ll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, ‘After all this time?’ And I will say, ‘Always.’
RIP Alan Rickman (1946-2016)
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talking to straight white boys
boy: let's play twenty questions
me: okay, what's your favorite color?
boy: triangle, have you had sex yet?
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MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something
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We understand, camera operator. [x]
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