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A Horn Drill to the Face
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I'm Nikky, I’m a lawyer, and I play with Pokemon cardboard competitively. Any Pronouns | 30s | Bisexual | Personal Blog | I’d Rather Be a Pig than a Fascist
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hideandseaking · 19 minutes ago
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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hideandseaking · 6 hours ago
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hideandseaking · 6 hours ago
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Artist: Becca Stadtlander
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hideandseaking · 6 hours ago
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let's be spiky with mama
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hideandseaking · 6 hours ago
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tfw the curse is lifted
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hideandseaking · 13 hours ago
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Can't believe this is the hokage and his advisor…man, they just be letting anyone run the village these days 💀💀
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hideandseaking · 19 hours ago
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hideandseaking · 1 day ago
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hideandseaking · 1 day ago
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Having a mentally unstable person say they’d die for you really doesn’t mean much
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hideandseaking · 2 days ago
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I don't mean to talk about the squirrels this much but it's actually psychological torture at this point
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hideandseaking · 2 days ago
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Just a little PSA for all our mental health (and chronic pain*) spoonies out there! A lot of doctors neglect to mention this little side effect, which means a lot of us are suffering extra from the heat without knowing why.
*Many psych meds are used to treat chronic pain as well, if you didn’t know!
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hideandseaking · 2 days ago
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on being yourself
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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hideandseaking · 2 days ago
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There is another animal in my fucking house I am going to crash the fuck out
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hideandseaking · 2 days ago
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Green eyes shouldn’t actually be considered an eye color. It’s just not common enough, it’s a VERY SMALL percentage of the population, 1-2%. Green eyes are also caused by an irregular mutation. Most people have blue or brown eyes, so those are the two eye colors.
All the “green eyes” positivity is actually a bad thing, by the way. Having green eyes is linked to higher rates of retinal melanoma. You’re celebrating something dangerous that can cause suffering.
And besides, most people with “green eyes” lean closer to blue or brown anyways. They should just make up their minds and be brown eyed or blue eyed. And if it’s too hard to tell, they should get corrective surgery (because green eyes are dangerous, and associated with more difficult medical care!) or at the least wear contacts so they don’t confuse people. But also they should be required to
I hate to sound like this, but green eyes are a far more recent development than blue eyes in the mutagenic history of humans. So humans weren’t created to have green eyes.
And hazel eyes? Those are just a variant of brown eyes—come on, they’re far closer to brown than green. They just have a couple greenish traits. And there’s no way there’s that many green eyed people, or a wide variety of eye colors… It’s just not natural.
I don’t have a problem with green eyed people, they didn’t ask to be born that way—but there’s just too few of them for it to be an actual eye color. We don’t need all this “green eye positivity” or putting green eyes in media. The internet is making people delude themselves into thinking it’s more common than it really is.
‼️ THIS POST IS ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF INTERSEX PEOPLE ‼️
✅ I HAVE GREEN EYES THIS IS SATIRE ✅
⚠️ PLEASE DON’T SEND ME ANY MORE THREATS OF VIOLENCE IN DEFENSE OF PEOPLE WITH GREEN EYES?? ⚠️
💧 THIS POST IS NOT ABOUT EYE COLOR?? IT’S ABOUT INTERSEXISM AND BIGOTRY 💧
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hideandseaking · 2 days ago
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loading screen tip: expressing your needs, wants, and desires to other people can enhance your relationship with them. but watch out.
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