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to any of the homies and broskis that still want to follow me but *actually* see me active, I’d reckon skedaddling over to @littlebeetlebro

I’ll still poke my head out over here but mostly just from time to time :3

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PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:

you can have potato for breakfast

If you want

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Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

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fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

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my dad doesnt like the cover image for my driving playlist

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words cannot describe how I felt when I realized why I’d been restless like bestie we legit haven’t rested, you’re suffering from fatigue go to bed

bro I genuinely started to wonder why tf I was tired asf and felt like I was going crazy, bitch I haven’t been actually slept since friday night what in the ass

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bro I genuinely started to wonder why tf I was tired asf and felt like I was going crazy, bitch I haven’t been actually slept since friday night what in the ass

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dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

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idk I think it’s just kinda cool that something about me is that I know how to whip out some bomb ass latkes

Not to say this is a flex but I’ve gotten very well at making potato pancakes. Like somehow I’ve learned how to whip them up no hassle and they fuck every time???

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do not separate them…..

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Not to say this is a flex but I’ve gotten very well at making potato pancakes. Like somehow I’ve learned how to whip them up no hassle and they fuck every time???

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"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

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Hey everyone what’s your favorite mug look like?

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sipping on a concoction that tastes of rubbing alcohol and apple cores. m

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Hopelessly Devoted To You.

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for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall