WHO DID THIS TO ELLIE
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American erotica novel: he inched ever closer to me.
Canadian adaption: he 2.54 centimetered ever closer to me.
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Not sure what we are playing but next turn I am all in.
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im drunk and dug deep for this fuckin gem
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I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made
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Cat girl hmu
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Travis McElroy: genuinely connects with his teens and tries to build self-esteem and make friends
Justin McElroy: tries his hardest but doesn’t quite know how teens work, just kinda goofs around
Griffin McElroy: here is the clown box. give it your cell phone.
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unmute this for the love of god
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me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous
boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)
me:
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Clair De Lune by Claude Debussy except you’re exploring a supposedly haunted cave at night, and it seems to just start playing somewhere in the depths. As you head toward the source of the music and as it gets louder, you begin to hear whispers.
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