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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
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I always thought that once I get a cat I'd name it something like Freddy Krueger Van Killerbeast lll or Gojira of the Pennywise V or anything like that.
But then I took one look at my kitten and was like
"Damn that's a Coco." And now it's my little Coco.
#higanbana yap o clock#Besides I've already named my penguin plushie mom bought be Pennywise#And my friend named his fatass ginger kitten Gojira basically stealing my idea#Lahan/Rahan was on the table for mom's kitten but she quickly rejected it cos I have shitty cousins with the same/similar names#Which is a shame cos it would've been so cute if we named them Maomao and Lahan#She chose the name Jiji for hers btw#I'll show pictures soon
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can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week
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JINSHI (壬氏)
THE APOTHECARY DIARIES ⋆ 薬屋のひとりごと (2025)
#42. lantern plant ⋆ 鬼灯
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“ships should at least make sense.” no. ships can make sense, sure. but they’re just fictional characters we play with for fun. they’re fantasies, not a fucking thesis paper. so no, they don’t always have to make sense. they just have to make you happy (or horny).
let people enjoy (fictional) things however they want to enjoy.
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Instead of blaming the youth for their unwillingness to drink being the cause of your loneliness/lack of socialisation, maybe, just maybe, you should try and join fun activities and events that don't require booze.
#higanbana yap o clock#And yes many societies have a huge problem where the only way to socialise as adults is through alcohol#But it's not impossible at all
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Most of the time my twitter timeline is chill. That is until one of my mutuals retweets a quote retweet that expresses bafflement over the deranged original tweet.
#higanbana yap o clock#How do you wake up one day and decide#Hey I'm gonna tweet about how I want to call non drinkers in their 20s slurs because it makes me mad#Then again the booze has probably already destroyed your brain by now lol
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All I need is another major inconvenience in my life and then I'll finally enter my white haired kaneki ken era and nobody can stop me
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Every time the official miraculous account includes Gabriel and Jagged in their happy fathers day edits I die laughing
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fandom is a lot more fun when your goal isn’t to be “that big, popular account” within the fandom but just to have fun and talk about what brings you comfort and happiness by the way
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And though I never thought that it would end like this Just know I'll be here Waiting, waiting
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i'm so pro-divorce that i forget myself sometimes. a guy on the elevator was telling me unprompted about how he got divorced on friday and apparently "nice congrats" was not the correct reaction
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I absolutely want to get back to my vampire! Ladybug x exorcist! Adrien comic right now right this instance....
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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*
anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.
bonus:
#OH MY GOD#ILYILYILY#ILYYYYYYYY#YES TSS YESSSS#VAMPIRES YES TWS TWS AQOOOOOOO#VAMPS RUFF WUFF FUFU#YESSSSSSS#ANOTHER VAMP FAN IN THIS FANDOM YESSSSS#I LOVE IT I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS#I AM EATING THIS SO WELL IM EATING IT WITH MY TEETH IM AISHSQPSJSOAK
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