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what a meet cute ✨

Merlin & Gwaine | 3.04 "Gwaine"

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the phantom of the opera and the hunchback of notre dame? opposite ends of same spectrum 

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sleep is the correct answer because have you ever woken up early on your day off when you have nothing else to do and made the active choi e to roll o er and sleep a little more? have you ever laid down for an afternoon nap? sleep not because you need it but because it just feels nice is the most luxurious indulgence, and this would turn ALL sleep into that delicious morning second slumber

you get to cut one basic need out of your life. you can still CHOOSE to partake in them and they will feel as good and refreshing as normal, but going without will no longer affect you negatively.

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This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.

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some people have electric heat pumps. They function on some form of magic i dont fully understand, but for the purposes of this post, the relevant point is they can indeed do both.

my spouse and i disagree

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80 yo retired ex-con Papi moving “when you die, you’re dead” further down his rule list and moving “life is for living” up to rule number one got me thinkin, man

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daisuke, wealwell, maxwell are like that wolf, chicken, grain problem where if you leave daisuke alone with wealwell he'll kill him, and if you leave wealwell alone with maxwell he'll kill him and you have to get them from one side of gath to the other but you can only fit two of them in your lifeboat at a time.

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Imagine being so consumed by your ex that you not only run with a pack of coyotes for a while after you divorce, repeatedly kill her granddaughter’s would-be assassins, and join a life-threatening mission no questions asked, but you also get back onto the ship you used to share, and immediately think, yeah, I’ll take her bed. Daisuke you are unmatched.

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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I love every new bit of Wealwell lore we get. Just perfect

He's solid

He's going to the south pole

He gets sick a lot

He throws cards that cause things to explode?!?

He stands immaculately

He's looking for goldbeard's gold

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"Genesis", Oil on canvas by Matthew Cornell

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If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer

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Penelope: Yeah, this shroud is taking me 20 years.

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