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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them

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In the last 2 days I have driven across Utah and Idaho and let me just say CAN CONFIRM

Like do you know how much Idaho is in Idaho? SO MUCH. It��s not even one of the famously big ones! But you can drive for hours and hours and see nothing. It’s so boring they have signs about drowsy driving that say vaguely threatening things like “Stay Alert, Stay Alive”

anyway borders are fake and people should be allowed to go wherever also please never send me back to idaho

I don't care about immigration, I think everyone should just come and go as they please

just have like a sign in sheet at the border crossings so if you go missing we can be like "okay they should be in Guatemala" or whatever

but no for real just let everyone into America if they want to come idgaf

we could fit the entire population of some countries into a random midwest state and nobody would notice like come on

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at the grocery store purchasing an amount of vegetables best described as "optimistic"

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SPACEBALLS 2: THE SEARCH FOR MORE MONEY

Director: Mel Brooks Year: 2027

"After 40 years we asked, what do the fans want?... but instead we're making this movie!" - Mel Brooks

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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Stained glass ao3 logo :P

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Still moving day. Every time I think “Okay just this one more load” and then another box, bin, or trash bag spawns behind me

They should invent a moving process that is not the longest most soul sucking slog known to man

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the other day i learned that taking a long time to fall asleep is called “sleep latency” which is just the funniest thing to me tbh

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On the up side, I’m spending one more night here but I have nothing left except an air mattress so my neighbors are going to be subjected to an evening of me yelling at the cat and cackling at memes with in cavernous, echoing surround sound

This is karma for that day they blasted Ed Sheeran for 8 hours

They should invent a moving process that is not the longest most soul sucking slog known to man

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They should invent a moving process that is not the longest most soul sucking slog known to man

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The problem with commercial F/M romance is that it's written by the most heterosexual women alive and reading it you feel yourself slowly suffocating from the Gender of it all like a fish in a eutrophying lake. And what we actually need as a culture is F/M written by insane bisexuals violently allergic to heteronormativity

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“I asked chatgpt” well I asked Fëanor, son of Finwë, High King of the Exiled Noldor and he thinks that sacrificing your critical thinking skills to the whims and machinations of techbros is THE WORK OF MORGOTH WRITTEN INTO THE ODE THAT ARDA SINGS and that to do so IS TO SHAME YOURSELF AND YOUR UNLIMITED POTENTIAL. BE FREE. BE FREE AND CREATE WORKS OF WONDER YET UNTOLD

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I have spent the last 6 weeks in a complicated interstate relocation ballet involving:

old landlord

new landlord

pod company

movers

DMV and city parking dept

medicaid

vet

hospital billing department

pharmacy and psych doc

4 different colors of post it notes

three Pinterest boards

two different mechanics

electric and internet companies

mattress store

30(?) moving boxes

Facebook marketplace

Constant battle against cat trying to eat moving boxes

Several road trip planning websites

More movers but in a different state

did I mention the post its? SO MANY POST ITS

I’ve got five more days until the move starts and 10 until I get to the new home. That is not enough but also too many. I would like to stop being an adult now please. Someone get me a juice box and put on the muppets

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okay. so. hear me out. The Goblin Emperor AU where Maia and Setheris are sent somewhere closer to the coast than Edonomee, thus allowing Maia’s illegitimate pirate aunt to check in on her nephew within the first year or so.

At which point an agreement is reached: Setheris won’t tell anyone that Archduke Maia is spending 8-10 months of the year on a pirate ship, and Shaleän won’t kick his ass.

This gets extremely funny when Maia abruptly becomes emperor and no one can figure out why he’s super confident, in great shape, and clearly spends most of his time outdoors. He keeps forgetting that he’s not supposed to thee/thou the servants, or know how to throw a punch, or be bisexual in public.

Reactions to this are mixed! Csevet is having the time of his life. So is Cala. Beshelar is horrified, but in the opposite way that Dazhis is horrified. Idra thinks Maia is the coolest person alive. The Barizheise ambassador (the only person at court besides Csevet who knows why this is happening) is s w e a t i n g.

Csethiro still kind of thinks he’s an idiot at first, but like. A hot, charming idiot who can swordfight. Unfortunately she’s into that.