Eliza. they/she/he. blog running on sheer autism and lesbianism alone. i'm like if the vampire and mad scientist trope had a weird baby.
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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Zak and Friend, Northern Fells, Lake District, Cumbria, England
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they really put as many cool things into vampire hunter d as they could fit didn't they. ok so here's a guy. ok. and he's a cowboy. ok. and he's a goth. ok. and he lives in the post apocalyptic future. ok. and he's a vampire. ok ok. and he kills vampires. oOK. and his horse is a cyborg. ok ok ok
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Doctor Who The Pandorica Opens | 5.12
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i cant stop thinking about how my entire conscious life has been within the bullshit “war on terror” and no one my age has even experienced anything other than it
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Sam Reid picks his costars’ best scenes | TV Insider
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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
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i've always felt like whatever sabrina carpenter has going on is deeply heterosexual business that does not concern me
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become familiar with nature in your area. your life will be marginally improved by recognizing the birds singing outside your window or identifying pawprints you see. i promise
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I mean surely we all grew up feeling like there was a wrongness inherently deep inside us that will endure for the rest of our lives
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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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"Do you believe in life after work?"
Seen in Marathon, Greece
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.
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