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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time

and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived

my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️

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I offer only vampire angst today I'm afraid 😗

#Art #Astarion #bg3

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I- something about him in blue any color actually

📸 envyOfthenight

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THE ACTUAL HECK?

Sonic Temple via Twitter

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New winter armor concept for Ascended Astarion ✍️

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“I’ve Been Dead In The Ground For Long Enough. It’s Time To Try Living Again.” I guess I have a thing for vampires, what can I say? 😏

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Waiting…💐

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Happy pride to the A's of lgbtqia!

To the asexuals

Aromantics

Agenders

You are just as loved here

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If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

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This is gonna get flagged I’m sure but you’re welcome, it’s Astarion doing push-ups

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guys who aren’t afraid to moan are fucking hot

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JUSTIN MORROW in the Disguise music video

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"Anti kink this" "Anti kink that" my brother in Christ you are so obsessed with what people are doing in the bedroom it comes off as voyeurism

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