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the materialists (oh) the materialists (oh yeah!)

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i was reading comics and i came along this panel

if you look at his legs and his shadow bruce should be like this:

(its his helicopter parent mode)

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on the bike

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What happened: I laid the blobs down so their feet could dry

What it looks like: the Alfreds unionized and imposed group naptime

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MOUSE in my ROOM

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Sorry, what can Bruce Wayne do with his tongue?

So glad you asked me that question nonny!! Because I have a panel on hand for you

This is obviously the Batman Who Laughs, but he's very strongly implying that picking locks with his tongue is a skill every Batman has.

Fun fact this is technically something that's fully possible, it would just take an unholy amount of tongue strengthening and stretching exercises.

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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Not enough of these two in the movie tbh...

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NO FUCKING WAY THEY MADE IT REAL

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Does this count as family bonding

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if you don't do anything else today,

Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.

have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.

and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.

black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.

if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.

This is Juneteenth.

white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.

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stick yr dick in a girl and there's a horrible grinding sound and blinding pain and when u pull out your dick has been perfectly flattened and embossed with a t rex design and the name of the local natural history museum

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(robin #67)

really cherish that dick's response to "Bruce has called me back to Gotham because it is a disaster zone and I have some complicated feelings about how quickly I come when called. we are crawling through a tunnel and we don't really know where it leads" is "annoy the shit out of Tim." he came late to being an older brother but he's a quick learner

bonus:

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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI

Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI

ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️

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