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Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

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Was stuck in traffic thirsty dying etc so I ripped open a Capri sun with my teeth bc u know one hand on the wheel and sucked the whole thing dry in 10 sec flat only to glance in my right side mirror to see a young man staring at me in the next car horrified

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Tumblr, I haven't been on in a year please tell me how to turn off the manscaping ads

Please im begging

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british people will literally live in sus sex

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MILF: TERMINATED

BONG: TERMINATED

GIRL: TERMINATED

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Had a professional photoshoot with my rats-- the photos came out INCREDIBLE.

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In honor of Neil Banging Out The Tunes

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seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

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I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

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I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

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love when frogs are transparent. ur not hiding any secrets from me lmao

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Uh oh

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