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Be Normal about Elves.

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*Sceleritas Fel voice* You are serving absolute cunt today, my dark master

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these might be the most important lines of dialogue in all of video game history actually.

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Doing my Durge play through and omg I didn’t know Alfira could be in your camp! She’s so cute I love her!

Update:

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

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The Dark Urge spending all of the party's gold on face paints and the wheel spin game at the circus

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Let’s talk about this magnificent vampire✨ Absolutely in love with him😭

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Astarion.

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Minthara is so savage. I love her 🤣🤣🤣

this is excruciating. if minthara said this about me i’d kill myself

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"I've never even seen this face. Not since it grew fangs and my eyes turned red."

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Did anyone else let Haarlep fuck them to death? 🤣🤣🤣

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Narrator's voice: "You wake up to the strange sensation of a vampire biting your neck. And a githyanki undoing your pants. And a wizard eating your boots."

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In a surprising twist that I think no one saw comming from early access, Astarion and Halsin are like totally opposite ends of whatever gay motherfucker spectrum theyre on

Astarion presents himself as alluring, flirty, desirable, sexually available, ect ect, but it's entitely preformative. If given a choice he'd happily go without it all for as long as he can.

Meanwhile Halsin is the most regular, sober, sensible dude ever who probably smells like damp leaves and dirt, and then he just show up one night like "i wanna fuck nasty like the oak father intended"

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I dont think Gortash is sexy personally BUT the man has incredible drip I cannot deny that

Those lil gold claw things on the one hand??? The slutty ass top with the chest hair out???? The middle-aged emo hair with the eyehsadow???

Dude has a fucking vibe and I respect it. Still going to murder him every playthrough for being a dick but damn homie needs a stint on Paris fashion week, I have to see what look he would bring to the Met Gala he fuckin gags

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Gale and Astarion after they got separated from the group because they couldn't make the jump

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Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

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Decorating your camp in Baldur's Gate 3 be like

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Every. Damn. Time.

I surely can't be the only one in this