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theneatmonster:
Normal people:
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Me: ”Duck, duck, duck …”
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When seeing a duck:
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where is he?
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I remember when my friends use to call the house phone and ask for me
My mom would call my name and i’d be like-
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Then she’d say i had a phone call-
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Then i’d answer the phone like-
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Then my mom would ask who i was talking to-
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TITANIC FOI FILMADO NUMA PISCINA DE PLÁSTICO?
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minha vida foi uma ilusao
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too dead 
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younghollywoodcelebs:
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Watching Lifetime movies makes me think that everyone in this world is psycho.
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pantslessprogressive:
Top Ten Occupy Wall Street Cartoons
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ayeeevinnaaay:
I WILL NEVER FORGET HOW SCARED THIS MOVIE GOT ME -____- 
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youjustwaitandsee:
and I go up to them like
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And they’re like
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“WHAT?”
I’m like 
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damn nevermind
When I'm about to ask my parents something
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bryan-c-bear:
So You Try To Run And Grab One Like
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Then You Realize No One Is Home So You Free-Ball It Like
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That Moment When You Forget To Bring A Towel To The Shower
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barbieisawh0re:
option 1: i could just look around & shit
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option 2: or i could just leave the room 
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option 3: or i could just pretend to be disgusted
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option 4: or i could just appreciate it because
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when i'm watching a movie with my parents and a sex scene comes on
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lickthisdiaa:
My friends are like “shut up bitch”:
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Im sitting there like:
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Im expecting their parents to be like:
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But they sit there like:
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Then all embarrassed and shit and they leave:
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Then im like:
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I wish I could do that shit:
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White people talk to their parents crazy..
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mizgalena:
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this is the exact face.
HAPPENED TO ME ALL THE TIME IN HIGHSCHOOL!!!!
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it wasn't you
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loverstheory:
So I’m watching a movie called “The Babysitters” and I noticed that in this scene the school in the background was very familiar. Than I realized it was Saunders, a school in Yonkers. Some random ass shit meng…
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