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the moment of all time.

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SEBASTIAN STAN | L’Officiel Malaysia 2025

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We are Thunderbolts! // The Thunderbolts* (The New Avengers) (2025)

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King Arthur; Why is everyone afraid of my servant? He’s as precious as a rose petal!

Meanwhile, Merlin, standing behind his throne staring down the court: Yeah, i’m precious

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behind every gay person is an even gayer person

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Treating myself with some soft Merthur :>

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"(...) and at the same time you know yourself (you've only to open your eyes) that you are not helping anyone by it, not saving anyone from anything?"

— Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky

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Tavern owner: "Well we only have a few single beds and one room with a larger bed that can be shared."

Leon: "Oh that's no problem, Arthur and Merlin will share."

Arthur: "Uh why in the world do Merlin and I have to share??"

Percival: "Well, usually you don't want other people to sleep with your husband, sire."

Arthur: "HUSBAND?! What could possess you to think Merlin and I were ANYTHING let alone demented enough to be MARRIED??"

Gwain: "The fact that you have practically been married for like 7 years??"

Arthur: "NO WE HAVEN'T AND NO WE ARE NOT!"

Elyan: "Striaght up bullshit."

Arthur: "Wha-"

Leon: "We are loyal to you, but I will resign right here if you think you can spout such an outrageous lie."

Arthur: "But I'm not lying!"

*enters Merlin*

Merlin: "What's Arthur lying about?"

Elyan: "Your marriage."

Merlin: "What marriage?? To who? Me to HIM? In what reality would I subject myself to a royal prat??"

Gwain: "Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW!!"

Percival: "This isn't happening!"

Leon: "I need alcohol. A LOT of alcohol."

*later*

Arthur: "You think we were too mean my love?"

Melrin: "nah, they teased us about potentially flirting for too long. Let them suffer in confusion for a bit."

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guyssssss I think it's time. we all need to quit our jobs and rewatch bbc merlin together

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need a man so muscular he struggles to get his jacket AWF

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A little bit of realistic style practice

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you COMMENT on fic? you comment on the story like it's worth something? oh! oh! love for reader! love for reader for One Thousand Years!!!!

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yes ANOTHER thunderbolts post 😔💔 i love them sm bro

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Arthur pretty and angsty in blue. 🥹💙💙💙

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it's me and the four people on ao3 who understand my favorite character in the exact same way against the world

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