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Cursed to be stuck inside this ancient amulet for years but you know I was kind of getting used to it. The solitude had eaten away just enough of my sanity that I'm pretty sure it only would've been a few more days before I started hallucinating some really neat shit.

But then. THEN. This fuckass twink descendant of my mortal enemies picks up my amulet. Takes right out of the sacred chamber. I guess it was finally a ruin now? Worse timing possible, too late to stop me going insane and right before the insanity could pay off.

So some clueless idiot is actually wearing me for the first time in centuries. I'm gonna wreck this dude's shit, I don't care if he is weirdly nice and kind of pretty in the face department. The second I accumulate enough power I'm breaking out of here and making him regret being born.

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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

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I was having a good day

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A conversation

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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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This is the best rectangle wingull, reblog for all the rectangles in your life to become the best they can be

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

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Ice fox

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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.

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My daughter has decided that our cat has to pick her cereal for her in the morning now. Why?? "He knows what I like"

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We hear a lot about Lucy sleepwalking because Dracula arrives and she's now sexually stirred and she totally seeks him carnally because she's Wanton for wanting to marry three men or whatever but in fact she is first reported sleepwalking while Dracula is countries away at sea, and it gets explained by Mina that she's had this condition ever since he was a child (and also her father had this condition), and that now because she's anxious about getting married it manifests in her sleep condition. It's also possible that because Mina is so anxious about Jonathan now that she got it's a suspicious letter on top of his long delay, it influences Lucy's "super-sensitive" nerves.

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