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Oh, take a breather, Easter. It's not like I'm shooting up heroine in my arm or whatever. I'll be fine. He definitely sounds like a weirdo. I think someone should forcefully feed that guy a chill pill. It can't be too good for him to not kick back and laze around. What if I got him high one day? That'd be hilarious to see! [She wiggles her brows suggestively] Oh, babe, how'd you know? Am I being that obvious?

You only live once but you won’t be living too long if you keep that up. You have to be careful. I honestly don’t know. Chris is a weirdo, but I guess at least he’s dedicated? I don’t know. He needs a break. Right? I love being lazy. [She laughs, shooting Diana a playful wink]Are you trying to get me to sleep with you?

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It'd be so great if you could keep him! He looks so cute and cuddly. I'm a big animal lover, but my parents never got me a pet, which totally sucks. Maybe I'll visit your Estate more often if you have this little guy hanging around. Hm, this is going to be tough! I've never named anything before. Unless you count my stuffed animals when I was, like, five. [She taps a finger against her chin as she thinks] What about...Zeus? Zeus is a powerful name, isn't it? Or maybe even Hercules? He reminds me of Hercules. Y'know, the Disney version, obviously.

"Neither did I. He’s not in bad shape, just sort of young to be wandering. If I can’t find its owner I’ll probably send for Favian to come take hi back up to the Estate and give him a home in the stables. Eh, ah oui. Go ahead petit, all yours. Names are powerful though. Choose wisely, dearest." 

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It's totally easy, babe. When you're talking to the teacher, try to sound more innocent, y'know? Make your voice sound all soft and sweet. Bat your lashes at them. If they're not lightening up, pretend that you're about to cry. That usually does the trick.

Teach me your ways, please, because all I end up doing is attempting to not cuss them out.

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It sort of wandered in? Wow, what a coincidence! I didn't know we had farm animals nearby! It's so cute. Can I name it? Or did you already give it a name?

"I have no idea, petit. It sort of wandered in and I decided he’d be my associate of the day."

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Oh my god, Akiton! What're you doing with a goat? That's so crazy!

"Anyone order a goat recently? It’s got great taste. Tried to eat my Forzieri’s a couple minutes ago."

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It probably isn't, but you only live once, right? I wanna enjoy myself while I'm young and I still have all my teeth. How does he not like being lazy? Being lazy is freakin' awesome! I'd hate to be constantly busy. We can go and sleep in my bed in the dorms which aren't too far!

Jesus, Diana, that can’t be good for you. Try to at least be careful, yeah? That would probably help as well. I think eveyone but Chris does, to be honest. But I’m not in your bed and sleeping and neither are swings!

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I don't think anyone else is. You could try to trust someone else, but you wouldn't have as much fun.

Your point is valid. Who else is qualified?

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Obviously, silly! Who else is going to show you if I don't? I'm the best candidate for the job!

[He raised an eyebrow.] Oh really? And will you be showing me?

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Aw, really? That's so cute! I can't believe you're putting me over studying, but then again, maybe I shouldn't be surprised. I can show you a better time than your books can.

Study or spend time with you? I think I’m going to spend time with you. Sure, let’s go.

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Lucky for you, I get around just fine and I might be able to give you a tour. That is, if you're interested, of course.

I don’t know really. I guess I just haven’t gotten around. 

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Pretty damn hard, Easter. I just kept taking shots with whoever was down. Maybe if I ate more throughout the night, I wouldn't feel this shitty. Yeah, totally. I love kicking back and being totally lazy sometimes. But my bed and sleeeep, East!

Geez — how hard did you go last night, Diana? I don’t blame anyone for being lazy. It’s too fun to not do. But the swingggss, Di.

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You need to learn the proper way to do it then. Every time I get into trouble, all I have to do is bat my lashes and sweet talk the teacher. Works like a charm every single time.

I tried that before at mny last school but it never worked so I figured I wouldn’t waste my breath this time around. Guess I was wrong — damn.

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The only coffee place you've been in? That's ridiculous! How have you not been to any other place?

Yeah it’s really good. Although this is the only coffee place i’ve been in. 

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Oh, thank you, Jay! [She smiles brightly and picks up the cup, bringing to her lips to take a sip] They serve some great coffee here, huh? This tastes so good!

Alright. I’ll go order. [stands up and orders two coffees ans brings them back to their table.] 

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What? That's lame! You should've kissed their ass for a bit and they'd let you off the hook. That's what I do.

You wanna know what really grinds my gears? Getting detention for stupid reasons.

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That's so lame! And boring! I'd rather wake up with a hangover because I know I had one hell of a night. Sucks that I can't remember much, but you win some and you lose some, right? Hey, I'm not lazy! Okay, maybe a little, but can you blame me? Sleep, East, sleep.

I’d rather go home than go hard and wake up with a hangover, but hey — to each their own. You’re so lazzyyy. And that’s saying something coming from me. But — swings, Di, swings.