olivia, she/her. bios are hard and i have little to say.
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men who like white chocolate are women
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“Such horrific twists and turns are unfit for the tender ears of little ones; indeed, only those well acquainted with the shadowy depths of the human soul should partake of the tapestry of terror I will weave for you today. Take heed, one and all, lest you die of fright!” At press time, the maniacally laughing Gross took a moment to remind all listeners of NPR’s upcoming pledge drive.
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announcing yourself as an ibs survivor after a 45 minute bathroom session
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does kyle mclaughlin know how iconic the dougie jones "HEEEELLLOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo" is to me
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TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH
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IM GOING DOOR TO DOOR TO MAKE YOU THIS INCREDIBLE OFFER
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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today
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I am very fortunate to live within walking distance of whats probably the best movie theater in america and its the best i love the movies. But I just don’t remember everybody being on board with clapping at the end of the movie. I would always take offense to the americans clap at movies joke. But people keep proving me wrong
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