hiimbloblos
hiimbloblos
local blob pal
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I have a pinned post about this blog just fyi ~ Blob/Blobby, whatever makes you happy ~ adult (but still behave like a child lmao) ~ whatever ~ words are hard
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hiimbloblos · 2 days ago
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day 104
two mimir
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hiimbloblos · 6 days ago
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tumblr pull it together why is everything falling apart
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hiimbloblos · 10 days ago
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hiimbloblos · 23 days ago
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source (around 25 min mark)
Ah yes... urethereal locator
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hiimbloblos · 27 days ago
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More borrowerthings :]
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hiimbloblos · 28 days ago
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tangobroke.mp4
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hiimbloblos · 30 days ago
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Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...
Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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wuh
Listen buddy, because of your little "what the derp" moment, Archduke Ferdinand is dead.
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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"Being alone is nice. There's no way to mess up, no reason to say goodbye."
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"It's lonely, but consistent. There is no loss if I own nothing, if I exist as nothing."
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"I'll never slip from the ledge of refuge again. This is the only way I'm safe."
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"And when I scream, no one hears the fear caught between my teeth. And if they never heard, did I ever feel the pain?"
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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I love dandelions!
*puts a dandelion in your hair*
Reblog to put a dandelion in prev's hair
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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Stealing this for later 👀
imagining a redstoner sneezing and all the redstone dust going everywhere and fucking up the whole circuit and then they cry and have to start sprinkling it out again
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hiimbloblos · 1 month ago
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Minecraft and MCYT flash fic writing challenge!
Inspired by KCS's 221B challenge, there are three formats to this writing challenge:
Shulker Box: a shulker box fic is exactly 1,728 words long, with a word for every item that can fit in an entirely-full shulker box. And as a reference to the way a shulker spins open, the first and last lines of the fic must mirror, repeat, or echo each other in some way.
Full Hotbar: a full-hotbar fic is only 576 words in the main body, one for a full hotbar full of 9 stacks of 64 items. However, it also can have an optional, 64-word, semi-disconnected prologue as your "offhand" slot -- consider this paragraph a stack of torches, lighting the reader's way for the rest of the fic.
Stack: a true micro-fic! A single stack of words: description, dialog-only, an internal monologue, a moment in time—a stack fic can be anything! But it can only be 64 words.
Have fun, and good luck!
(If you accept any of these challenges, tag them with #shulkerboxfic, #fullhotbarfic, or #stackfic! I'd love to see what folks come up with.)
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hiimbloblos · 2 months ago
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Is this what you get up to in your spare time, Dr. Freeman? Gettin' lost in the vent system?
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hiimbloblos · 2 months ago
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Tango: I am sweaty. (in the background, Skizz has wrapped his arm around Jimmy's shoulder, and Jimmy wrapped his arm around Skizz's waist, before Skizz reaches up and shoots Jimmy under the chin) "Box of bravery time." I know, I wish I had a box of bravery. (Jimmy falls to the ground dramatically, as if this has killed him) That was fun. (Skizz lines up a shot on Tango from behind, and shoots him around five times, before giggling) Tango: All I gotta say is, Scar was the MVP then. Skizz: Was he? Tango: That flank move around the side. He took out our whole team that first round, yeah. (Someone off screen shoots Skizz in the crotch, and he clutches himself and falls to the ground) How's it going? Enjoy!
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hiimbloblos · 2 months ago
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Ren: And then of course when all of us Hermits got together...that time flew by, also, mostly because we were having such a--stinkin' great time together, that, uh, every day was a new joy, that. Sort of disappeared really quick. And I miss everybody already, I gotta say, man. Like, uh, back to...my very solitary existence here in England. Of course, I'm a real life Hermit, so, um, spend most of my time alone, and. I must say it was very nice to have some, uh, people I care about around me for so many days. And not-not just like. Around me, but, you know, we were sort of living together for a bit. And um. It was-it was wonderful. It was so so good. (to himself) Is this a--okay. This is very many, okay, this is four. Let's get these four over the river--this might be a little bit tricky, and there might be another couple others that we spot along the way.
Ren: "Gem was really struggling with missing everyone when she came home and on stream." Yeah, you know, it's, it's-it's Weird, we were, we were in like, an Alternative Universe for a little bit, where everything was perfect, and everything was wonderful, and we didn't--like, all we had--we-we-we basically went back to Eden for a bit, you know? We were basically kids again, where--our entire...uh, like, our only purpose every day was to enjoy the day, and enjoy each other's company, and just hang out and do cool stuff, you know? W-we-we made a pact together. That we would not do any work while we were, um, living together. So, no social media, no checking YouTube, no checking anything, just. Living. You know? Which is something, uh, that YouTubers and streamers don't do very often, so. I think we all really enjoyed...just being alive, for a little bit. (he laughs) And not thinking about anything else but just chilling with each other. (responding to a comment) Yeah, it's a bit like summer camp, yeah, macBcheesy, that's-that's a really apt description of it, I would, uh-I would-I would definitely agree with that, it definitely felt like a summer camp vibe, for sure. Um. But, yeah, very much missing everybody, I think everybody's, uh, missing everyone, missing the times that we had-- Scar: (in a singsong) Ren Diggity Dog~ Ren: (startled) Oh my goodness, there are voices--
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