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this actually happened

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Me

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what the fuck

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Matpat kinda looks like a generic TV president who's part of an undisclosed political party and made so that the show isn't dated in about 10 year.

He has a slogan something like "we must work, TOGETHER!" And is surprising generally liked by the public except for the news media whom he gives scornful looks to.

He's then held hostage by some Middle Eastern paramilitary group/ whatever country the u.s has tensions over at the time of writing, whom the main protagonist, composed of 30% muscle and tattoos, has to almost singlehandedly gun down like fodder in order to save him.

This isn't a slight on matpat unless he's part of a controversy i didn't know about

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Hi! I'm Molly Percocet!

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trying to pay attention at work when you've got a new toy at home:

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“Permanently Changed,” Alex Krokus

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well? can you?

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genuinely losing my mind rn

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this is basically a short horror film