hiimnothere1

[hiimnothere1]

Wouldn't it be nice for you to be under my desk as a little pet?

You'd get to sit pretty on your knees all dumb and pretty while you get to press your face against my cock.

You'd get a pretty little leash and collar wrapped around my wrist so I can yank you around whenever I want.

Id pat your head and play with your hair while you start drooling all over my crotch.

You'd get to beg and whimper for my cock while I play with your princess parts with remote controlled toys.

When you eventually hear my pants undo itself and my cock come out, I wonder just how desperate you would be if I forced you to just press it against your cheeks.

How heavy your breathing would get as you can feel it pulsing hot right against your face as you look up at me keeping your head in place.

Maybe Id tell you to relax your head as I move it around like a fucktoy. Forcing you to suck all the air out your mouth right before ai start pressing your lips right against my cock.

Id slowly start forcing my cock into your mouth, feeling everything wrap around my cock as you try to suck harder for my own pleasure.

It would be nice wouldn't it?

[hiimnothere1]

can u not use the j word please? it triggers some people.

Last one

[hiimnothere1]

Not ashamed to be h*rny on main, I missed your posts! I love your blog, keep it up!

Thanks, pookie.

After I’m done shitposting with my asks, the regularly scheduled horny posts will resume until I get busy again. My horny comes in waves like a period or something. Doesn’t help that I don’t get horny when I’m gaming since most of them are strategy games which require me to lock in.

Currently I’m playing Stellaris with an Hivemind Overdrive Purity build. Really fun until my economy crashes, everything’s on fire, and the neighboring empires declare war on me and put me in a 3 front war.

Anyway, expect something soonish.

Shitpostings done, thank you all for supporting my horny and shitposting side

[hiimnothere1]

i dont have $20 but i do have being a depraved slut so

Close enough. Get in bed

[hiimnothere1]

i wish you would dom me even just for a day 😭

Well, as the saying goes.

20 dollars is 20 dollars

[hiimnothere1]

To hell with what that last person said. Can I slobber at your feet? I'd lick your boots 🥵

@lovelyslime

My boots are pretty dirty idk if you want that

[hiimnothere1]

Said you like girls taller than you?? I'm 5'7 :) This is the first time I've seen a guy that likes taller women lol.

2 inches is a lot. Frfr

But yes, I do like taller women

[hiimnothere1]

How little do they pay you for you to slobber at the feet of anonymous users?/lh /t

Idk what these tags are but im not like that at all smh.

Is that a 20 dollar bill?

[hiimnothere1]

You lowkey sound like a prostitute asking everyone for money 😭

You got a 20 baby doll?

Youre not wrong though

[hiimnothere1]

I wanna be dommed by you SO bad for a night or so but I'M SO SHY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You got 20 bucks and some free time, we can make it work /j

[hiimnothere1]

a j*b is no excuse i’m in the army and i still have time to be a horny perverted woman! /hj

Proof (wanna get some BAH?)

[hiimnothere1]

please elaborate wdym orgasm counter reset (i will be getting off to that idea for the next 3-4 weeks)

Start back from 0 (if im not wrong about my own post idk)

[hiimnothere1]

do you ever dom virtually with like no attachment?

All the time

[hiimnothere1]

babe come back i miss you💔💔

(ofc take your time if you need it)

Sorry babe. I jot a j*b

😔😔😔

[hiimnothere1]

id do anything to please you <3

Study hard, get a good job, give me money.

Drink water btw

[hiimnothere1]

What's your favorite type of gag, if you have any?

The dildo gags maybe? I dont know how I feel about gags. I prefer to hear the sweet whimpers of my sub and savour it

[hiimnothere1]

ayo you into taller girls?

I am!

Whenever a girl tells me theyre taller, I just tell them

"Its fine. I just have to yank the leash harder"