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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

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Josh Johnson's delivery is so funny 😭

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You can't protect Martin from his martyr complex

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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Took a risk and it paid off

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

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my favorite video of all time ever

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let’s do zoomies around mama

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what if the new pope is problematic :/

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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Darshen is so me