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Inktober 19: Casting a spell (maybe without meaning to)

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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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‘Go to bed, you’ll feel better’ is the human equivalent of: ‘Have you turned it off and on again?’

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I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

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Hilarious🥀👐

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This video,,,, made me so happy? thank????

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♡♡ UNISEX HOODIES AND SWEATSHIRTS ♡♡

BROKEN DREAMS CLUB HOODIE

VEGAN THINGS HOODIE

VEGAN THINGS SWEATSHIRT

EMBROIDERED ROSES HOODIE

REVENGE HOODIE

NAP QUEEN SWEATSHIRT

LOVE WILL TEAR US APART HOODIE

PEOPLE ARE POISON HOODIE

SOCIAL CLUB HOODIE

WHY BE RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC SWEATSHIRT

EMBROIDERED GUCCI HOODIE

KISS THE BOYS AND MAKE THEM CRY SWEATSHIRT

SAD FACES SWEATSHIRT

ON ONE HAND WHO CARES HOODIE

PEACED WANTED JUST TO BE FREE HOODIE

SWEET BUT PSYCHO SWEATSHIRT

NEED MONEY, NOT FRIENDS SWEATSHIRT

EXTINCT SWEATSHIRT

ABCDEFUCKOFF HOODIE

I’M HAVING A SHIT DAY HOODIE

BLACK AND GREY EMBROIDERED ROSE HOODIE

JAPANESE LETTERS HOODIE

WHERE IS MY MIND? JACKET

EMBROIDERED ROSES HOODIE

WHY NOT ME? HOODIE

LETS BOYS BE FEMININE SWEATSHIRT

RAISE BOYS AND GIRLS THE SAME WAY SWEATSHIRT

LOVER HOODIE

BUTTERFLY AND ROSES GREY HOODIE

WELL FED HOODIE

RAD FACE PURPLE HOODIE

EVERYTHING IS A BLUR HOODIE

EMBROIDERED SNAKE BOMBER JACKET

IS THIS AGAINST THE DRESS CODE? SWEATSHIRT

THE EARTH WITHOUT ART IS JUST EH SWEATSHIRT

DESTROY WHAT DESTROYS YOU HOODIE

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08-01-2017;

for anyone writing a personal statement here’s some advice I collated from countless sheets I have been given over the last three years. This is all sound advice, as I have written three personal statements and all of which have gotten me unconditional’s :) Good luck guys! 

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god made the emoji movie to punish us for our sins

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my kink is reading negative reviews of the emoji movie without ever actually watching the emoji movie