these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter
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Unethical dentist who cums in your mouth but her horrible assistant immediately sucks it out with her wretched tube
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why do you hate swifties so much
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
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whenever my sister, cousin, and I are into new media, we play a game where we assign each other a husband, wife, and a best friend from the show/game/series etc.
it's fun bc we have to justify our choices with everything we have, because the husband my cousin assigns to me from some series might not be the one I see myself with, so she has to basically orate her thesis on why I'm getting married to that guy. over all it's a fun glimpse into how your friends see you and think of you etc.
highly recommend this game. also, get funky with the gender however you like. we do a husband and wife for most mainstream media that is extremely gendered, but do whatever. spouse works as well.
above all, it's about submitting your friends to the mortifying ordeal of being known via betrothal.
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I’ll be real, yall were all about “cringe culture is dead” until hazbin hotel came out and now suddenly we’re cool sending anon hate and bullying people over this show…
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I'm with yall that what watcher is doing is stupid and a bad business decision, but saying "eat the rich" when it comes to them? like??? "eat the rich" means billionaires who exploit the lower class to become billionaires. It does not mean a few people making youtube videos and earning enough money to live in L.A
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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let down my guard a little and accidentally experienced a genuine human emotion that hadn’t been filtered through eighteen layers of jokes and bits. embarrassing
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