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sorry gang, I tried

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thinking about this girl i did ballet with in college & this silly date i was on. now i know that everyone can go bra-less but back then i was very dysphoric about my big chest and i didn't know that yet ha. also he really asked that. he was very taken aback.

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Possessive.🍥🍅

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you’ll be okay

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doodling little Hinata was the only enjoyment I had during my drawing sessions

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★ 【マキトシ】 「中忍試験」 ☆ ⊳ gaara / rock lee (naruto) ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

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There are people who know about the David Bowie WW2 yaoi and those that don’t

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His brain damage makes him a forever puppy 😍 (x)

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helen eisenbach, lesbianism made easy, 1996

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I have eyes but cannot speak... I have a mouth but cannot see... Let's make out.~

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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale