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dungeon lord who makes your dream come true

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Once you start harassing people over their tastes in fiction, you've gone too far.

You should not be sending anon hate.

You should not be telling people to kill themselves.

You should not be contacting people's family members, job, or school.

You should not be sending people gore.

You should not be telling people that they deserve their trauma.

You should not be attacking people over liking something fictional. At that point, you're the problem. Not the person making things you don't like, YOU. Harassment is never acceptable.

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One of the best writing advice I have gotten in all the months I have been writing is "if you can't go anywhere from a sentence, the problem isn't in you, it's in the last sentence." and I'm mad because it works so well and barely anyone talks about it. If you're stuck at a line, go back. Backspace those last two lines and write it from another angle or take it to some other route. You're stuck because you thought up to that exact sentence and nothing after that. Well, delete that sentence, make your brain think because the dead end is gone. It has worked wonders for me for so long it's unreal

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i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

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My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

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i’m sorry but this is what i instantly thought of when i saw izutsumi coughing

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jrpg fans be like it gets really good 30 hours in. and mmo fans be like it gets really good 9000 hours in . and hamburger fans be like, it gets good at the first bite

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i wanna talk about this shot

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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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“Salvage” created for Critical Chips 2, published/edited by Zainab Akhtar~

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KIKI!!!!!

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Age and Height Conversions in Delicious in Dungeon

This may have been done before, but since relative age confusion seems to come up a lot in the Delicious in Dungeon fandom, I figured I would put together a reference guide for conversions since I am a math nerd.

To keep the math simple, any conversion can be treated like a unit conversion. The basic formula, using age conversion based on age of maturity as an example, is as follows:

For age there are two options for the ratio, either the age of maturity as shown or the average lifespan. Since not all races spend the same relative amount of time as a 'minor,' these ratios will produce different results.

Height follows the same methodology just instead using average height. Below is a table showing the multiplication factors for conversion to tallman ages and heights:

Here are some Examples using the tallman conversions:

These same methods can be used to go from any race to another. Sorry tables do not convert well to Tumblr, if you can't read the images feel free to ask for a conversion factor you are interested in.

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