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Hold Shuvuuia gentle like hamburger

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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daddy bong legs

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justintime-

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understand farmer lingo

lol - lots of lettuce tbh - the bean harvest gtg - got to graze

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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

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WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

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All we are is walking versions of our parents. We carry a combination of their DNA and spirit and are basically them living through an alternate reality with different life experiences.

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There needs to be a Shazam for smells. (source)

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Night has suddenly become “morning” at the exact moment you first hear the birds chirping outside your window (source)

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Night has suddenly become “morning” at the exact moment you first hear the birds chirping outside your window (source)