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You literally cannot summon or open anything with a piece of wood. It doesn't work like that. A board with some numbers and letters on it cannot do ANYTHING. If this was true then most kindergarten classrooms would be haunted as fuck

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

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you regret not buying a set of blinds for the stairwell

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More inbred than your backwoods cousins

CM Madheenh el Erd, asil Arabian stallion. 

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Rolling down the road with some hay.

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Horse Riding is a Risk Sport

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just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

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Anger and Vengeance Aesthetic…

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Does anyone know what tack set this is tho and where I can buy it?

Dublin

testing my new camera in extreme conditions! :D

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bodybuilding dot com thread where two guys argue about how many days are in a week

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Change your url

Dumb reining ideas

Use your horses spin to dig holes for planting

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Got to watch some TINY dressage at this weekends clinic! 😍

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I can’t believe it’s 2018 and I’m still having to explain to people that dominance theory is Not A Thing™

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Lancelot

Miniture Horse, Stallion

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Theres a CA horsemanship app????

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me:  looks at a horse the wrong way

horse:  Oh Fuck!  *breaks all its legs*

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Oh! I didnt know that's what that meant lol. This happens with my horse's hooves and I always throw them at people like frisbees

No pics of the hooves themselves BUT proof of a properly functioning hoof: they throw out mud patties. You can see the outline of the frog and the nice round sole. Nice hooves will shed snow patties as well. Properly functioning hooves naturally throw these out, the gunk and snow doesn’t ball up like it does on other feet cough Zeke cough.