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Me: woah that girl over there is like 30cm tall! (9ft) But wait... this girl has certainly had to hear every joke and comment in the book about her height... I should just not bring it up at all. Hey girl! Your hair is nice!

Tall girl: Thanks... I grew it myself.

MY OBNOXIOUS RIVAL: Hey girl! Did anyone ever tell you that you're tall as FUCK? Who needs a ladder when we got you am I right???

Tall girl: Wow... no one has ever noticed my height before. I was starting to get self-conscious... thank you. Would you like to go for a drink?

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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its been one of those days, pass the toxic yuri

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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great minds think of dykes

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poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

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hands clenched into fists facing the mirror repeating over and over in a hollow voice Your life will only improve if you stop thinking of yourself as a calamity that befalls other people

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hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

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i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something