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i need to get laid or alternatively be put down like a rabid dog but i seriously cannot keep acting like this

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paul atreides get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the desert riding a worm as big as a damn bus

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Tboy puppy but he’s old dog coded so he just lays at your feet and randomly lets out a big sigh. Sometimes he begs but if you don’t give in quick enough he just walks away. He’ll ignore you pulling on his collar to finish what he was doing before doing what you want. His knees crack when he gets on all fours.

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If I lived in Westeros and someone told me we’d talk when they got back from wherever they were going, I would simply not let them leave. Cause bitch, you are fixing to die

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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why did this man send me a Facebook reel that’s just an ad for mistr 💀

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every ned chapter is basically just him thinking about how much he hates his job and wants to go home, and that is so relatable honestly

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“It was all a dream, until she leaves.”

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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