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an alternate universe where lancelot and gwaine are exes.

the quote is from the movie 'no night is too long' (2002)

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crowley + text posts pt. 2 bonus:

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Gwaincelot Recs List

@greencarnation ask and you shall receive ohh boy i have a lot for this - ⭐ for my personal favorites if you really want me to narrow it down MODERN AUS: Summer Storms and The Boy You Love by Night_Faye All the Stars are Right, Every Wish is Ours Tonight by swedishstylepatrol Double figures by xXFoxtaiLXx I Can Be Your New Addiction by Logan73 ⭐ So Show Me Family by swedishstylepatrol Highways Jammed with Broken Heroes by swedishstylepatrol ANGST & MCD: Hope is never light-years away by Night_Faye when all the rest is gone, i'll be holding on (for you, for you) by lancelotdulac ⭐ and true love waits in haunted attics by jontinf What we give for those we love by Night_Faye All We Have by Onceyourempire CANON ERA: Incontrovertible by EachPeachPearPlum ⭐ fucked me up so bad I want to make you move (because you're standing still) by copperiisulfate ⭐ Of Chivalry And Desire by Skydragon05 at least they were mine to make by seadeepy Something True by Zaharya my waves meet your shore by litinthyheart cheers to the second best by eat_crow ⭐ Oh, so you two know each other? by SIRLEONS The world fades away when you dance with me by Dead_Girl_Walking_1989 ⭐

MISCELLANEOUS: It's Kind of a Problem for Me by PinkGold star-crossing by myths_and_magic Drunk and Disorderly (orphaned) Dreams Only Last for a Night by the69thtolastdragonlord The entire Gwaincelot oneshots series by Dead_Girl_Walking_1989 ⭐ (cannot stress enough how much i love this series)

will edit if i remember any more but the fic for this ship is absolutely fucking incredible, so much love to all the authors honestly (i'm EvilToxicMossSauce if anyone wanted to know :))

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GWAINCELOT MOMENT!!!

they're the dynamic of chaotic bf x tired bf

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If we could normalize first dates where we run errands together so that if there’s no chemistry at least we’ve picked up our dry cleaning and got our lightbulbs.

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The 10 minutes before throwing up is worse than actually throwing up.

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Instead of colorizing photos, in 50 years we will be removing filters.

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Condom companies exist to eliminate their future customers.

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Somewhere out there, there is an asteroid that looks exactly like an uncircumcised cock and balls.

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“I’ll take you to court” is the adult version of “Im telling”,

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The world wasn’t better when we were young, we were too stupid to identify its flaws

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Alligator doesn’t taste like chicken; both taste like dinosaur.

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The internet is simultaneously the absolute worst, and shockingly best resource to learn about sex.

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You can have sex with human meat but you cannot eat it, you can eat non human meat but you cannot have sex with it

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Whoever took down Facеbook did the world a favor.

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If your opinion goes against factual information, it is then an incorrect opinion