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FREDDIE STROMA AS VIGILANTE | PEACEMAKER 1.02

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Jakob & Beat Kaltenbrunner

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It was important that Archie remained humble. There is no doubt his physique had improved phenomenally over the summer break, but that didn't grant him an automatic placement on the football team. Archie knew that once the academic year started he would have to earn his place amongst his peers like everyone else - pushing his athletic form hard if he wanted to out-perform Reggie, Moose and even Chuck. All joking and exaggeration aside from either of them; there was a reason that Chuck was the captain of the team and even Archie knew it had nothing to do with his father being the coach. Not a trace of nepotism among the Bull Dogs - Archie could at least respect Chuck for that if nothing else.

Archie did crack a rebellious smile, bringing up a hand to card through his sweat-drenched hair while his gaze turned toward the open window. "I am going to make it on the team this year, Chuck. You just wait and see - you might be walking around in mediums a little while longer."

He didn't want to seem over-confident, but Archie couldn't stop the words from leaving his mouth even as they threatened to be drowned beneath the other young man's boisterous laughter. Talking a big game seemed like an invitation for Archie to be torn down by his future team mates, but he new all his effort over the course of the summer would not be for naught.

If Archie did prove himself to be dumb enough to talk himself out of a free ride, Chuck had no problem at all with kicking the redhead out and leaving him in the dust. It would be a good lesson about not looking a gift horse in the mouth. He already didn't have the highest opinion of the guy as it was, so it wouldn't necessarily not track.

He heard what the other had to say in that moment, though, and he didn't turn his a head a single degree before bursting into laughter. "You wish, gingerbread. You'd be lucky to make it off the bench during a pickup game. I'm not Top Bulldog for no reason. If you wanna get mowed on the field and pinned on the mats, just let me know and we can set up a time." Just because his dad wasn't the coach didn't mean he was just given the Captain spot. It was a good thing that they were pretty much on a deserted road, otherwise Clayton would have to pull over from fear of laughing too hard and crashing.

"But it's a good thing you took on the Towel Boy title, though. Zack's been slipping, and my jocks have been shrinking and turning color. It's one thing to wear pink on the field. I look good in whatever. However, I can't play in a Medium when I need an XL. That's just too much."

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Slutty wrestler

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jaime vargas.

no sound as sweet as an opponent's objections muffled beneath his magnificent chest. the only thing that comes close is the swelling roar of an audience provoked through perverse performance. jaime does love to put on a show. never a hint of shame when hands wander beneath his opponent's shorts or singlets. groping. teasing. prodding. it's difficult to escape a grapple when jaime has his opponent's face pinned beneath his thick, sweaty bulge - his fingers sneaking under waistbands and between their cheeks and press deep into a wet, oil-drenched rim.

his behaviour should be a problem, but any complaints have been met with a confident and uncaring swagger. the higher-ups cannot do much to restrain jaime when any attempt ends with them on their knees choking on his cock or sucking his perfect tits. just until they learn who holds the power.

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Jacob custos receiving a cock ring

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"that's a wicked weird wrist band you go there, bro," jacob assessed, said wrist brand remaining suspended loose around an outstretched finger before making a show of spinning and catching it in his open palm. "real firm. got like zero stretch to it. doubt i could even fit it over my wrist." to his credit he does attempt to stretch it over his hand, but ultimately proves unsuccessful forcing himself against the snug fit.

jacob brings the band up to his face, peering through the centre like he's gotten his hands on the world's worst monocle. "i gotta say it, this kinda looks like a cock ring. still doubt it'd fit. you know what they say about a guy with thick wrists, right?"

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Slutty bodybuilder

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craven cox.

big & beefy with the full intention to get bigger & beefier. an absolute sweetheart despite an intimidating build of monolithic muscle and the gruffest resting face. craven has worked hard to be built like a brick shit-house, but there's no doubt he's about as smart as one too. didn't take long for his fellow gym junkies to convinced the empty-headed himbo that the number one source for muscle-building protein is the thick and creamy seed of another man shot down his gullet. it was the natural evolution since their numerous excuses to grope and tease his massive pecs.

barely a single session at the gym passes by without craven milking out a few fresh loads to sate his new-found appetite. sucking some cock in the locker room for a pre-workout snack. having his throat fucked and his tight muscle-cunt drilled while working the squat machine. he can't even lift some weights without having someone fuck their cock between his fat, sweat-drenched pectorals or squeezing into the tight channel between his flexed bicep and forearm. most of the loads don't even make it into his mouth any more - good thing someone told craven absorbing it through his skin was just as effective.

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slutty chemist

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patrick digby - formerly known as 'trick'.

former prevalent pot dealer selling his goods in back rooms and blowing cops in the back seat. need to do something to keep the local law enforcement fat and happy - keeps his record clean. or clean enough.

these days patrick has seemingly cleaned up his act - the legalisation of weed does help. much easier to sell some premium products when he's running a whole legitimate business. and he does love to tinker with all sorts of special strains - whether they be edibles, tinctures, lotions or vapors - but patrick's favourite has to be what he saves for his more exclusive clientele. nothing more satisfying than blowing a puff of smoke into some piece of shit cop's face and watching as he devolves into a drooling, gooning and panting empty-headed cock hound. desperate for another puff - don't matter if it's of the blunt or of the pole.

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Slutty boxer

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marcelo vargas - a.k.a the fist king.

less the golden child of the circuit and more the favourite mistake. became well known for his penchant of provoking opponents and a mischievous demeanour - both in and out of the ring. the celebrations following his wins were nothing short of legendary - an opportunity for marcelo and his posse to party hard and fuck harder.

marcelo became famous amongst his peers and fans twice in his early career. the first time was when he rocked up to the match in shorts so tiny they failed to properly contain & conceal the thick python coiled between his legs. the second time was when he ended the third round of a championship match with his sweat-dripping cock buried down the throat of his cornerman. filling the ring with the sound of some gluk-gluk-gluking before he's pumps a thick load down their throat and pushes into the next round. would have been some career-ending depravity if not for the higher-ups deciding marcelo's cock-draining performance was merely a very necessary medical procedure for the big-balled bimbo. the perverts.

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Slutty IT specialist

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virgil osborn - or 'oz' for short.

a living and breathing, walking and talking, sucking and fucking HR violation waiting to happen. oz almost seems like the ideal employee - both cooperative and efficient in his work - but his behaviour behind closed doors should have gotten him fired years ago. no better job security than having dirt on everyone in the office - blackmailing whoever he wants with poorly hidden porn searches or secretly recorded dalliances. life had never looked easier for him than the day he came across a recording of his hard-ass boss cheating on his wife with some poor intern.

good thing oz is happy to keep secrets. as long as his boss doesn't mind spending most of him time under oz's desk to treat his thick, beer-can of a cock to a proper sloppy suck job. gives the co-workers oz had been blackmailing a break from tonguing his taint or frenching his furry hole for the majority of the work day. oz would even say performance in their department had gone up since he turned their boss into a cum-hungry suck-slut.

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VENOM | MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2 (2023)

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muse most likely to say out loud "I like eating dick!" but is actually talking about the food

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the most challenging part of this meme was determining which muse would throw around such an anachronistic term without openly referring to an actual cock. but fortunately there is hank - a mutant proven as verbose as his fur is blue. doubtful there is any other denizen amongst those of the institute who would have the culinary capacity to favour such a dish while foregoing all intelligence on the delivery of such communiqué.

it is a fortunate thing indeed that hank often finds himself satisfied regardless of whether his intention is understood or not. either outcome oft results in him with a mouthful of dick by night's end.

runner-up. perhaps eggsy after he's upgraded to wield a gentleman's wit.

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Muse most likely to accept a hitchhiker only if they get roadhead as payment

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many resident gear heads about, but rover takes the crown of autophile. definitely the muse who spends most of his time behind the wheel and travelling state-to-state. it's a territory thing. and nothing says marking your territory like creaming the throat of a perfect stranger before ditching their ass on the side of the road with nothing more than the clothes on their back and a belly full of piping hot werewolf-jism. nothing better than cruising the open road with one hand on the wheel and the other on the back of a hitch-hiker's head while they choke and spasm around his thick beer can of a prick.

runner up? beaumont hale probably.

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Jake Puckerman has compared size with a lot of guys and he always comes out on top, in more ways than one. What happens the first time the other guys is bigger?

jake let loose a snort - the short and derisive kind. didn't take a genius to see where this one was headed. "you know the number one rule for not getting your cheeks clapped?" he asked, eyebrows raised. "never bet your hole on a pole measuring contest."

common knowledge the cockiest dude at a cock calculation comparison is the same dude who ends up bent over, spread open and drilled apart with a cock that puts their own to shame. jake knows the first time he agrees to such a no-homo level contest he's going to be squaring up against some reedy runt with a cock that bruises his ankles when he runs. no way is jake playing with that eye-watering brand of fire - he doesn't ever want to feel his hole burn.

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Most likely to end up in a threesome?

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the crown needs to be shared between the twins for exactly the reason one might expect. it isn't weird - not when they do everything else together. of course aiden claims he does not fuck around with fellow dudes. never seems to stop him from delivering a first-morning throat fuck to some random piece of ass his brother brought home for a night-long trip to pound town. consider it a momentary lapse of sexuality while aiden benefits from a case of mistaken identity.

have to hand it to those brave enough to take both twins simultaneously. and this isn't when they join forces to hit it from the back and the front - aiming for the legendary twin tip tap. no. being stretched open by even one of their cocks alone is an impressive feat of endurance, but that tight hole is pushed to the limit when its being forcibly stretched around the monstrous girth of both brothers. double-cocked destruction that leaves a dude jizzing himself stupid from the sensation of the stretch alone. prostate-pounding pleasure follows fast - always unrelenting and unforgiving. aiden sets the pace and ethan is always eager to match - nice twin status revoked.

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JAKE GYLLENHAAL in 'Demolition' (2015).

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Most likely to have to start stripping to pay for child support?

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have to? choose to.

consider it a change of pace for the listless diego - or even a confidence boost after a long and listless period. running deliveries daily doesn't bring as much cash to the table as diego needs and he would appreciate another opportunity to out perform his brother. would be a shame to keep those beautiful, bouncing boobs hidden away beneath his clothing when they can be admired by the crowd. seen. squeezed. motorboated. sucked. limits tend to disappear when the money is good. diego does maintain that he is a professional dancer and not a whore - not until they manage to make him cum on the clock.