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Izumi Curtis: "This one is a bit contentious because she doesn't have children of her own and is barren. Even if she's not technically Al and Edward's mom, but their teacher, I feel like she counts because their mom is dead and she took them under her wing."

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does anyone understand my curse

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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Absolutely living for Laios’ English VA

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oh yes it's that time of year

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"Why is your house the way it is?"

Landlords.

Landlords are why my house is the way it is.

The previous owner turned this house into a rental for 2-3 families at one point and did everything as cheaply and unsafely as possible for maximum capacity.

This house passed multiple inspections because they hid a multitude of plumbing, electrical and structural issues behind fake walls and a fresh sheen of landlord magnolia beige paint and shiny fixtures that looked fine (if a little dated) until you realized they were held up with the wrong type of screws, zero anchors, and gravity-defying hope.

Every time we take down a wall, we never know what we will find. Sometimes it's another wall with a sealed door that's been welded shut. Other times it is mold or asbestos that they sealed up.

But we always know it's going to be some landlord, cheap build, mind-bending fuckery.

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ythink whale milk would taste good?

All I know about whale milk is that it's as dense as soft serve ice cream so it doesn't dissipate in the seawater

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Nice try FBI

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guards. whump that man.