Hullo Honey! Hafu Nikkeijin from Chicago, she/they/he, full bi, costume professional
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all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea
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So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !


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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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Me in 2011, having grown up with the original Conan Doyle stories and the Granada series and then checking out this new bbc sherlock show everyone's talking about
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
*throws a dollar at you*
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*throws a dollar at you*
THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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“well are you a guy or a girl” i’m going to change the trajectory of your life forever
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thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters
and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind
and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS
turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's
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Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
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