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*screams in good godfather sirius black*

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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rip Harry Potter, you would have loved The Prophecy by Taylor Swift

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harry “i want to be alone” potter and ron “we can be alone together” weasley

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James: why don’t you have a bf?

Lily: cause my parents aren’t really cool with that yet

Lily: what about you? Why don’t you have a gf?

James: cause your parents aren’t okay with it, yet

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I love angry ginny. I find her fucken hilarious and I’m looking forwarding to seeing more angry ginny who is tiny and yells at giants who tower over her.

Tiny Ginny taking on giants. 😂😂😂 I fucking love that for her. I wish I was a boss like that. She is intimidated by no one.

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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a teensy bit late, but here's my contribution for day 1 of the married jily fest~ this is their first dance at their wedding <3

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romione is so cute

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me listening to The Alchemy and So High School on repeat because I am not in the correct mental space for the rest of the album

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what if I told you I think about this meme every time I listen to florida!!!

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Taylor Swift Exes And Their Corresponding Harry Potter Characters - A Summary

Joe Jonas: Gildroy Lockhart - arrogant. Fumbles his career. Toxic AF when he doesn’t get his way.

Tom Hiddleston: Remus Lupin. - Can play a cocky bastard but is actually a cinnamon roll. Will bring you home to meet his mother on the third date. Definitely a bottom.

Taylor Lautner: Harry Potter - sweet. Athletic. Hero complex. Marries a girl who had posters of him in her room growing up.

John Mayer: Voldemort. - Has googled how to stay young. Doesn’t believe in true love. Will send his lawyers after you if you use his name publicly shaming him.

Drew: Ludo Bagman. - very basic. Childhood crush. Pretty Forgettable. Probably became head of finance or something idk.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Fenrir Greyback - a little too hairy. Smells girls’ scarves. Self inflicted bad guy syndrome. Does not own a toothbrush.

Conner Kennedy: Neville Longbottom - pure blood trust fund baby. Can’t do long distance. Loves his grandmother. Not the most handsome, or the most smart, but he does have a heart.

Harry Styles: Sirius Black. - owns a motorbike. Tattoos everywhere. Every one loves him. Loyal AF.

Calvin Harris: Peter Pettigrew. - Can’t keep a secret. Can’t share credit on projects. Hangs with cool people but isn’t actually very cool.

Joe Alwyn: Severus Snape - social skills are zero. Hates having photos taken. His crush was too cool for him. Will die mad about it.

Matty Healy: Stan Shunpike - has a sailors mouth. Never shuts up. Needs a smoke break right now. Acne problem, probably.

Travis Kelce: James Potter. - football team colors are red and gold. Hosts a podcast with his brother where they joke around for hours. Crushed on the same woman for years before she finally started dating him.

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the funniest part of the TTPD release is that taylor explicitly says she’s so fucking done with our introspection of her life and with us being invasive and we wouldn’t survive if someone did that to us, but she’s also given us her most dense album to dissect and is imo the most honest and raw she’s ever been, revealing everything to us because that will set her free.

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Hinny 🌻 - they spent hours and hours talking after the war and falling in love all over again.