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remus : there’s a thin line between being a genius and being a idiot , james and sirius uses that line like a fucking jump rope

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Regulus: "I just got this really strong urge to do something stupid."

James: "I'M STUPID. DO ME!"

Regulus:

Sirius:

Remus:

Peter:

Literally the whole world:

James:

James: "Did I say that out loud?"

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Evan: you need sleep.

Barty: no!

Evan: You need proper sleep so your brain can function properly

Barty: If THIS is how smart I am without any sleep do you really want to see me charged properly?

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non conventionally attractive remus is so so special to me because u have popular good-looking aristocrat sirius who could honestly have anybody but he sees this skinny sweater wearing tea drinking nerd and he's like yeah. i want that one

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It’s not spoken about in the fandom enough, quite how much the marauders (specifically Lily and Remus) would’ve loved Fleetwood Mac. Sirius so would’ve hosted a house party at the flat, and in the kitchen you could find Remus and Lily dancing to Rhiannon.

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Remus: What are you writing?

Sirius: McGonagall wants to know what kind of weapons we have at our dorm. I'm letting her know it's private information.

James, looking over Sirius's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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When listening to Silver Springs inspires a 45 minute yap session about a Remus x Tonks fic idea that will never see the light of day.

(I have so many fic ideas that live in my mind and never make it to paper)

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au where james keeps asking trans reg out and regulus, convinced james is straight, thinks james sees him as a girl so every time james comes up to him reg says no to a date and is really hostile towards him and james cannot for the life of him figure out what he did to piss reg off

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Regulus "I am the one thing in life I can control" Black

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Every friend group has the person who sits on the floor and that friend is Barty Crouch Jr

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James: look me in the eye and say that.

Regulus: *scoffs*

Regulus: what are you, my dom?

James:

Regulus:

James: is there something you’d like to tell me, Reggie?

Reggie: *blushes*

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Messy haired covered head to toe in freckles curvy queen lily evans my BELOVED

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By the end of their time at Hogwarts Barty had learnt every french insult there is because Regulus almost always directs them to him

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sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull

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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!

ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?

me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort

ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?

me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure

ao3: coming right up, sir

me: thank you. oh, and waiter?

ao3: yes, sir?

me: make it gay

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people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it