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hippieghost · 15 hours
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hippieghost · 18 hours
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Yes good morning mutuals it is another day and I see I am still the most humble wizard at the wizard council meeting. Truly, my modesty knows no bounds, which of course is why I have not yet been elected to the wizard council and had to enter through the Gnome Hole again.
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hippieghost · 20 hours
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Just convinced the whole village a wolf had gotten into town and now everyone's running out with their pitchforks and shouting and crying this is so funny.
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hippieghost · 22 hours
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Sorry kitten, but I can't let you into thebes. Yeah. No. You got the riddle wrong. It was man. I literally gave you so many hints but I'm gonna have to eat you now. No. Put your pants back on kitten you're distracting me.
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hippieghost · 1 day
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Honestly we'd be happy to just get wined and dined every now and then. Too many ghost chasers these days
Everyone's fine with ghostfucking until you try to fuck the wrong ghost smh
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hippieghost · 1 day
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pspspsps, hey cece
friendly reminder that you’re cared about and deeply appreciated, casting spell of cozy blanket and perfect temperature tea
(didn’t send this because we thought you were sad or anything, just wanted to send a reminder cause we care you :])
You are so wonderful! Thank you so much! 💜💜💜
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hippieghost · 1 day
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Told you not to mess with the orangutan
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I assumed that the orang utan gets rather angry if you just teleport into the library, and apparently the books aren't fond of it either
Yeah turns out the orangutan gets REALLY pissed and knows spell of Telepunch. He literally punched me so hard I got teleported into a cell in this panopticon. It was pretty impressive tbh.
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hippieghost · 2 days
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At the wizard council library and the bureaucrats here are so funny. They're coming after me all "oooouuugh you can't access the archives without an approved escort" like I can't just cast teleport.
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hippieghost · 2 days
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WIZARD COUNCIL 2024 BANNED SPELL LIST
Greater Breakfast Storm
Menthol Torrent
Fireball By Mail
Taylor's Swift Execution
Duplicate Crying Fire Skull
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hippieghost · 2 days
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"adjust the brightness settings so the symbol is barely visible" bestie I'm gonna adjust the brightness so I can see what I'm looking at
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hippieghost · 2 days
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Tumblr Tip : You need lesbian mutuals
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hippieghost · 2 days
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IM WEEPING AGAHAHAHAHAGAHA
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hippieghost · 3 days
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noticed a tendency
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