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Terribe Idea boss. Do it anyways.

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Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

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Faygo is far superior.

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

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Get access to my brushes, art tips, process videos, and files here https://www.patreon.com/ramonn90

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Boss... I think that might be a bit of an overreaction?

One of these days I'm going to sell Roy to the circus

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dog collars

heyyy guyysss.. been a while

grian: My dad has a spiked collar. grian: *dog Rewrite of chapt 4! Ngl didn’t know how to redo this one because it’s literally just in a chat. 239 Words

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6 am. It is 6 am, and Xisuma has been awoken by a message on his comm. Now, it’s very normal for hermits to be awake this early but Xisuma had actually been planning to sleep in! But the gods must hate him. (they do.)

He sat on the sofa, mug of coffee in hand as he opened his comm.

DocM77: Does anyone have a collar? 

What an odd message at 6am.

XisumaVoid: Doc, what do you need a collar for?

DocM77: I got a new dog, need to give it a collar. 

Oh. That was actually very obvious. Why didn’t he think of that?

DocM77: Can you @ everyone please. 

He looked back down at his comm, having gotten distracted.

XisumaVoid: Oh. Yeah sure

XisumaVoid: @everyone

Surprisingly, or unsurprisingly, people responded fast.

GeminiTay: ???

Goodtimewithscar: Mornin Every1!

Keralis: Good Mornign Scar!!!!!

Keralis: Morning* !!!!

Wow, these people have a lot of energy. 

DocM77: Does anyone have a dog collar?

Zombiecleo: I think I have one stashed away, hang on.

Goodtimewithscar: Same

A couple minutes, it hasn’t pinged in a bit. Maybe they’ve stopped. Can he go back to sleep?

Zombiecleo: Nvm, it’s spiked. 

DocM77: Spiked is fine, makes the dog look cooler. 

Fair point.

Grian: My dad has a spiked collar. 

EXCUSE ME? Xisuma spat his coffee out, making a mess everywhere. That was completely unnecessary to add to the conversation!

Zombiecleo: PARDON?

XisumaVoid: GRIAN???

Grian: DOG*

Grian: I MEANT DOG.

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I posted it on my other account but here , have a version with a little extra!

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Pepsi claw-la

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Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

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ok forget everything else i’ve previously said on the subject - THIS is my favourite star wars behind-the-scenes story:

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I am still absolutely obsessed with the slur song. Some poor HR manager in Aotearoa has no idea they inadvertently created the gay pride banger of the century. It's everything "Born This Way" was trying to be.