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Somebody insult Rimuru

Everybody be like:

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absolutely obsessed with rimuru having official meetings with another king and nobility in a fucking hoodie. good for u, u funky little slime

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She said she can glamor the taste, she never said it wasn’t still toxic

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All I’m saying is that I’ll be mightily disappointed if he doesn’t pick up “Unique Skill: Dad Joke”

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Not saying i want this for myself. But with how things are going irl i would like for capitalism to be eliminated at least in a dream.

Listen I used to be really critical of Isekais and on some level I am, but knowing that they're supposed to be that escapist power fantasy has really opened my eyes to how FUN they are. Like, hate your life? You go to sleep and one day you wake up to realize you're the super OP MC of your world that has everything you could ever want and also a huge cast of characters that are happy to be your friends. You can have a love interest sure, but why when in fact you could have more friends.

Like, I've seen Isekais for all sorts of individuals that get dragged in society for being "loners" and "workaholics" and then they get an entire genre devoted to them where a bunch of extroverts love them and they get to relax every day after that. There's something really charming and sad about it all at once.

Also in many of them, capitalism is eliminated and I can't help but vibe with that on a deeper level.

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“Rimuru Tempest”

So beautiful.

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Ranga: *chewing on something*

Rimuru: Ranga, what's in your mouth?

Ranga: *chews faster*

Rimuru: Ranga...

Ranga: *runs away*

Rimuru: RANGA!

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funniest tiktok exchange of all time

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Wow, this one is reeeeal good. And long.. I enjoyed reading it (≧◡≦)

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tumblr is kicking people out of their blogs, making them reset their passwords and wiping their blog themes stating it had "suspicious code"

go into your blog themes HTML code RIGHT NOW and copy & paste EVERYTHING into a new google docs or whatever you use so you can save it and not have it wiped from tumblrs fucking incompetence at running a website

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episode 11 // movie

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Wiping your tears away HCs

Warnings: Fluffy cute shit 

Characters: Suga and Oikawa

Words: 1653 

A/N GUYS I HAD TIME TO WRITE TONIGHT AND THIS IS SO BIG AND CALMING FOR ME LIKE I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I CAN EXPRESS THIS TO ANYONE BECAUSE I HAD BEEN WORKING ON 5 you read that right 5 whole essays for a midterm in one class that I only had a week to write and they were due yesterday so that was hard and took all of my energy but now midterms are over and I don’t have tests this week, I do have a couple appointments though (I’m thrilled to have a dermatologist appointment Tuesday) but sorry for the rant i am just happy and feeling like I am having a good start to my week 

Suga:

“Why am I such a baby” You kept asking yourself over and over as you found yourself sitting in the kitchen crying over…well you aren’t exactly sure what made you cry

It had been a day of tiny inconveniences and burning your food just ended up just causing you to break because it should not be possible to burn food from a bag but somehow you did

Keep reading

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this is playing repeat in my head nonstop. I LOVE THE PERSON WHO MADE IT BECAUSE ITS SO SMOOTH AND PERFECT NAFBDASKJFKHF

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kinktober day 27 ; koshi sugawara

corruption + cockworship

nsfw; 18+, aged up, corruption, virgin!fem!reader, cockworship, handjob, facial

Sugawara, number 2 for the Karasuno boys volleyball team, was always considered the most responsible, the most friendly, the one you could rely on if you truly needed to

Sugawara, your newly found boyfriend, he was so gentle with you and it wasn’t hard to open up to him about yourself, about your most intimate secrets

Sugawara, the guy who stopped kissing you if you got too blushy, too flustered, he always took such good care of you

Sugawara, who found himself getting hot and bothered once you meekly confessed to him that you’re a virgin, a virgin who’s putting your trust in his hands because you’re oh so curious

A hiss startled you, your shy eyes scanning up his bare abdomen, muscles tightening with each small stroke of your hand. Raked up his body, past his collarbones, up his wet neck where you had attacked with open mouth kisses. Finally, after what felt like a while, you met his hazel eyes. Why were they looking back at you like that, like they were thirsty?

Your hand came to a stop, his dick still resting in your palm, flushed with need that you were just barely providing. He had reacted to your confession well, like you thought he would, and he responded to your curiosity with the idea of ‘baby steps’. Almost like a class. Almost like he’s slowly sculpting you into the perfect sex partner, by running down the basics with you, such as sucking and jerking cock.

“Like this.... right?” Your voice was small, fragile, matching your demeanor and it took everything Suga had in him to not pounce you. To take things slow like he promised. So, with a kind smile and a stroke to your temple, he nodded and placed his warm hand over your own. Your innocent eyes watching in wonder as he dragged your hand up and down on him, taking note in the way he swiped his thumb over his cockhead, smearing the liquid spilling out of his slit.

You repeated the thumb swirl, peering up at him and tightening up your thighs as you watched his eyes roll and his jaw clench. He sighed through his nose, head tilted back ever so slightly. Is this what it was all about? Making your partner react like this?

Determination to make him lose composure is what made your hand speed up, contrasting his slow and steady speed. Hips jerked into your touch, his voice finally coming out as you surprised him in a devilish way. “Your cock is so pretty, Suga.”

He bit his trembling lip as he watched the sweet, the kind, the soft girl he knew jerk his cock off for him. You watched his tip bob in and out from your hand with curiosity, so obvious and so written on your face that it gave him butterflies. To his surprise, you picked up fast, it felt as if you’ve done this a million times. The tingling started in his toes, slowly rising past his thighs and resting heavily in his stomach as he felt his orgasm build up.

“Y-you gotta stop,” he panted, brows furrowed as if he were distressed. It confused you, he looked uncomfortable, but his cock was quite literally throbbing. Did he really want you to stop or was he just saying it?

You sent him a small pout, heat rising to your cheeks at all of the stray noises coming from his mouth. His heavy breathing raked through his whole body, rising and falling against your face as you rested your cheek on his lap. “But I love your cock, Koshi. S’ big and hard.”

It felt like you had won a prize once he whimpered in response, you didn’t realize how exciting it would be to make someone so organized, so put together just completely lose themselves under your touch. Not only that, this was your first time stroking a cock.

You noticed a wetness falling against your finger, clear and shiny, and you gave into your urges of lapping at the remaining puddle on his cockhead.

“Y/n,” he warned, a shaky hand running through his sweaty grey locks. He was right there, right fucking there, and as soon as your warm tongue swiped over the sensitive tip, he had reached what he was searching for. “Fuck, fuck I love you, fuck I love you so much!”

The first shot hit like a slap to the face, not because of the force but simply because you hadn’t expected it, and you flinched back a bit as Suga’s cum painted all over your face. Your heart was still on overdrive from his previous words, but you didn’t waste time in gathering the string on your cheek, lapping it up as he tried to catch his breath.

“Was I good?” You rose from your knees, laying next to where he had flopped backwards on the bed he was sitting on. He let out a dry laugh, honestly dumbfounded as to why you would ask a question like that. Instead of teasing though, he settled with a kiss to your head, telling you that you did amazing.

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i an crying so hard rn but its ok i’ll just cry myself to sleep 😸

Haikyuu characters responding to break up texts PART 8- Oikawa Toruu

Warnings: Angst, curses

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You bit your lower lip to keep yourself from crying as you reread your last messages with Oikawa. It has been 3 years since you two broke up but you still can’t find yourself deleting his messages and your photos together. It feels like you’re deleting history.

You remember that one time when you’ve heard that this newly transferred girl from New York was taking her shot with your boyfriend. It’s no news that many girls wants to have a taste of what’s yours and honestly, you just don’t mind anymore since Toruu never gave you any reason to be jealous. He’ll just simply thank his fan girls and tell them that he already in a relationship.

But this case is different. The new girl is GORGEOUS. She’s literally Heather that came to life. You remember that day when you and Toruu bumped into her and her books fell down and your “good” boyfriend picked them up to “help” her. That put you in a bad mood for a whole day.

Toruu has to work so hard just to make you feel better.

Ever since that day, your insecurities grew bigger and bigger. You decided to visit the gym every weekend no matter how lazy you are, you put yourself in a diet, you learned how to put on make up.

Toruu wants you to realize that you don’t need those to be pretty ‘cause you’re already perfect in his own eyes. But that doesn’t help. Everytime you see that girl, your insecurities grew like a wild beast inside you. You even considered going to the doctor.

And the one day, you popped like a balloon full of air. Toruu told you that he has to go back to Japan for a family gathering. However, that night you received a text from you and Toruu’s friend from Japan.

You’re in the middle of studying for your final exams and your already stressed as fuck and that message was not helping.

(Let’s us just assume that the phot fits my description cause I can’t find any photo of Oikawa with a girl grrr)

That was the girl.

You broke down. You stopped studying and you almost fail your finals exam. Toruu got back after 2 weeks. You never show yourself to him. You tried your best to not see his face because you didn’t know what you would do. It pained you to death.

On the other hand, Toruu was so confused on why you’re acting that way. He keeps on messaging you and blowing up your phone with calls but your phone has been dead for two weeks. He tried visiting your apartment but you never opened your door for him.

A week after that, that’s when you told him that you wanna break up with him. He came over as soon as he could.

You remember that moment like a fresh wound attempted to be fixed by a band aid at the back of your hand.

“Y/N, what’s wrong? Why are you breaking up with me? I didn’t see you for days then you’ll told me that you wanna break up? What the fuck is that?” He asked.

“I just wanna break up with you! Get out of my sight. Just take everything that you need and get out.” You said while crying.

“At least give me a valid reason!” He desperately says.

You refused to tell him the real reason why you’re hurting right now. Pride is all you have and telling him that you knew about his trip about this girl is like stomping into your own self.

“I don’t love you anymore!” You shouted just so he could leave. Because honestly, seeing his face brings too much pain. You remember his smiling face while his arms are wrapped around that girl’s shoulders. It pained you so much that you just want to take something to erase that memory from your mind.

“I don’t believe you.” He says. Your eyebrows furrowed looking at him in disbelief.

“What the fuck, Toruu?” You said.

“Tell me the real reason!” He demanded. You massaged your temples trying to stop yourself from snapping at him but you failed.

“Alright, you wanna know that truth?” You answered. “I’m so tired! I’m so tired of your flirty attitude! Do you remember that new girl? Yes, that gorgeous motherfucker that we bumped into weeks ago? That girl that you wanna fuck? Yeah? Do you think I don’t know?! She’s prettier than me, yeah? Much more gorgeous and sexier? That’s why you brought her to Japan! To your family event! Fuck you, Toruu! How was it? Did you fuck her? Did you blew his mind? You know, I was wondering if you’re thinking of her while fucking me.” You blurred out.

Toruu looked at you with disbelief.

“You think I’m like that?” He asked. You crossed your arms infront of your chest.

“What else? Maybe you’re already fucking that girl behind my back.” You said.

“Oh, that girl? You mean my cousin? Yes, y/n. That’s why I brought her to our family event, because she’s my motherfucking cousin! If you just answered my calls and read my texts you’ll know! But no! You chose to judge me like you’re not dating me for five fucking years! You know what? I think you’re right, we should break up.” He said before turning his back at you and storming out of the door.

You’re left speechless. You just said those words cause you’re so angry, its driving you insane.

Your insecurities got the best of you. You judged your boyfriend so harshly, you can’t blame him for completely leaving you.

It has been 3 years now. That memory still lingers on you like a coffee stain on your favorite white dress.

“Y/n?” You looked up. Speaking of the devil, Oikawa Toruu, in flesh.

You’re in a coffee shop and you didn’t expect to meet him here. You tried your best to smile at him.

“Do you mind?” He asked while pointing at the chair infront of you.

“No.” You said. You heart beats faster as his familiar scent engulfs your whole being.

“Hey, I’ve been meaning to talk to you but I can’t contact you. I guess you changed your number already.” He said chuckling.

“Oh, yeah. I did. What is it?” You asked.

“Oh! Wait...” he said before pulling out an envelope from the inside pocket of his jacket. “Here.” He said before giving it to you.

“You’re invited. Oikawa and *some other girl’s name here* nuptial.” You silently read. As each words roll out of your tongue, you felt your heart breaks into a tiny million pieces.

“Yeah! You’re invited! Any formal wear will do!” He enthusiastically said. You tried your best to give her a smile.

“You’re getting married. Congratulations.” You said after swallowing the lump on your throat.

“Thank you, you know what? I really thought that it would be you.” He said bad he chuckles again “but I guess fate has a different plan.” He continued. You just nodded, unable to say anything.

“Oh yeah, I have to go now. I have to pick up my fiancé. See you around! We’ll be expecting you, okay?” He said before standing up and walking away. He looks happy.

You felt a pool of hot tears streaming down your face.

It’s your fault. You don’t have the rights to cry for something that you killed.

Fate has indeed a different plan for the both of you.

“It may be hard, but I’ll try to be happy for you.” You whispered in the wind as you caress the embossed letters of his name on the scented envelope.