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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! let’s get to know the person behind the blog! ❤️

Hi, sorry it took so long to respond.

1. I am on a swim team.

2. My favorite color is green.

3. My favorite subject is math.

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me then (young, naive): i dont swear because there are better choices to make with my vocabulary

me now (older, wiser): I am master of all the words, and fuck is the best one

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Peter: ok I start school on Tuesday I N E E D to fix my sleep schedule

Peter, at 3 am: well f*ck me

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My Brain: Okay so here are some really cool world building ideas/great character moments for you to use!

Me: Wow these are awesome thanks!

My Brain: Now all you need to do is write them out!

Me:....

My Brain: Is their a problem?

Me: Can't you just....manifest the ideas onto the word document for me?

My brain:....

Me: Please?

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Remembered this kid’s book that dragged William Howe to hell

A W E T S O C K I YELLED

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Steve: What time is it?

y/n: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

y/n: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Bucky: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

y/n: It’s 2 am

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Peter: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

MJ: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Shuri: I personally was created in a lab.

Ned: I just straight up spawned.

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Tony: How was school, kid?

Peter: Alright. The kid next to me copied on the test

Tony: Did you tell the teacher?

Peter: No

Tony: Why?

Peter, laughing: Because I had no idea what the hell I was doing either

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Tony: I’m starting to worry about Peter

Harley: nah, I’m sure he’s fine.

*hours later*

Harley: Peter, It’s 4 am. . . why are you baking a cake? Also what’s with the party decorations and candy?

Peter: I’m celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. . . cookie?

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whispering “no” while reading a book because you know that the character's about to make a fool out of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment

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I’m deleting my dating apps I want to meet people the old fashioned way (start a strike against the most powerful newspaper men in the city together)

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Tony: hey kiddo how’s it going?? how’s school?

Peter, a struggling teen: i am a festive piñata and god is a thirteen year old boy who’s parents just announced their divorce

Tony:

Loki, walking into the room: same

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just discovered that tony’s name backwards is “y not” and i feel that it is a perfect reflection of both his personality and rhodey’s rapidly thinning patience towards him

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Making Tony eat: Steve edition

Steve: please, come on eating is so important. do it for me. i’ll make you a sandwich and bring it down to your workshop, promise you’ll eat it.

Tony: fine. whatever.

Making Tony eat: Bucky edition

Bucky: *throwing metal arm at Tony* EAT SOME GOD DAMN FOOD YOU FREAK

Tony: FUCK THE SHUT UP CLUCKY

Bucky: I WILL SHOVE. THE WHOLE PLATE DOWN. YOUR THROAT. DON’T THINK I WON’T.

Tony: PHYSICALLY FIGHT MY WHOLE FACE

Bucky: *launching breadsticks across the room like projectiles* I CARE ABOUT. YOUR. WELL BEING. EAT OR I WILL. SHOOT YOU.

Tony: *screaming*

Bucky: *more screaming*

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loki: i don’t have enough energy for this

thor: for what?

loki: *gestures vaguely*