histrionicdaisy
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arrogant son of a bitch, a jerk of all trades
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Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…
Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!
Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours
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I haven’t seen a single 420 joke at all this month we’re really not ok huh
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“aphrodite’s fat ass” is a common genre of classical greek and roman art
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Hozier is the only person who should be allowed on twitter
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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
For context here is a picture

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I am making animal crossing tarot cards and no one can stop me
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i feel like people hate abstract art not because its “ugly” or “a thing a kid can make” but because all the well known abstract artists are pretentious assholes who think theyre soooooo galaxy brain for making bad art because it “challenges what art is” or some bullshit and we just hate their guts
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A small Jason namedrop in Teen Titans Go!💥
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