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Weed changes our identities
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“I’m drunk on Sunday” acccaawkward2345
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PSA: “Healthier” does not mean low calorie, low fat, low sugar, low carb. Healthier does not mean less.  Healthy is relative to each person’s needs.
Also, guilt-free is not a description for food.  Guilt is not an ingredient; it is a feeling.  No matter how many ingredients or calories you remove from that food, the guilt is in your mind, not the food.
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Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
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I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
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The Lincoln Assassination is really just wild if you think about it for a moment. The younger brother of one of the most famous actors in the country- himself a famous actor and heartthrob in his own right- killed the President in a theatre and yelled “Sic semper tyrannis,” a line often associated with Brutus, a character that his brother had famously played.
Like, imagine if Liam Hemsworth killed the Prime Minister of Australia at a red carpet movie premiere or something and yelled “I went for the head,” and Chris had to leave the Avengers press tour to tell everyone, “I swear I had nothing to do with this.” Imagine how weird that would be.
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hitchcockkkkkk · 5 years
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Keanu Reeves: *exists*
Everyone:
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at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”
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me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
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