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hither2 · 2 months ago
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dunno if we'd be friends but i'd sit on a stoop drink a few beers and bitch about men w/ you if the circumstances arose
i know this is six months old because i never check this account anymore but i earnestly thank you
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hither2 · 2 months ago
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oh God
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hither2 · 2 months ago
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do you guys have a go-to movie when you get so drunk you can barely see straight? mine is theater camp (2023)
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hither2 · 3 months ago
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beautiful though even if the tropics are not for me
i went on vacation to the cayman islands with my boyfriends family which is apparently and insanely an annual pilgrimage of theirs and i had the naive delusion that maybe this would be when he’d propose. when i finally get what everyone else gets. or even just a sliver of it. but instead i ate ten of his brothers girlfriends edibles thinking they were candy and got so high i had a panic attack and my bf got so drunk he forgot every conversation we had
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hither2 · 3 months ago
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i went on vacation to the cayman islands with my boyfriends family which is apparently and insanely an annual pilgrimage of theirs and i had the naive delusion that maybe this would be when he’d propose. when i finally get what everyone else gets. or even just a sliver of it. but instead i ate ten of his brothers girlfriends edibles thinking they were candy and got so high i had a panic attack and my bf got so drunk he forgot every conversation we had
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hither2 · 4 months ago
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this is a stale observation but men really will readily admonish a woman for not eating or smoking or resorting to any otherwise unhealthy means to lose weight but will just as readily reprimand women for being fat. nobody wants to see how the sausage gets made!
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hither2 · 4 months ago
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the modern man wants us to be cognizant of our degradation yet still participate in it. naught but wives are we
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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look sometimes you have gay fantasies about marrying a coworker when you're high get over it
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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Gilbert Adrian (American, 1903-1959), Moonrise, Sudanese. Oil on canvas, 48 x 90 1/8 in.
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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something is for sure wrong with me
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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don't get the gay narcissus stereotype. have never experienced it at all. the only women i'm attracted to are the ones who look and act nothing like me
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hither2 · 5 months ago
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Garden Hwy, Nicolaus, California.
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