hitired
hitired
I'm Dad.
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hitired · 6 months ago
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"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.
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hitired · 7 months ago
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painting a whole bunch of toothlesses is good for therapy
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hitired · 8 months ago
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walkin
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hitired · 9 months ago
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moo deng fanart
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hitired · 9 months ago
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bobby, urgent: we’re stealing this fire truck to get to my wife
buck, suspicious: … is this a test?
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hitired · 10 months ago
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ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool
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hitired · 1 year ago
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hitired · 2 years ago
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Insomnia, Casey Childs 
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hitired · 2 years ago
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No Flame Burns Forever, Alex Stoddard
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hitired · 2 years ago
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i love how this website decided the ides of march is a week long thing this year
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hitired · 2 years ago
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we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags
my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every copy of Fahrenheit 451. trash
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hitired · 2 years ago
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HEARTSTOPPER (2022) | YOUNG ROYALS (2021)
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hitired · 2 years ago
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Young Royals S2: A Summary
Wilhelm: “Wow. Can’t believe I’m going to burn the entire Swedish monarchy to the ground for this nerdy little choir boy I met six months ago.” Literally everyone else: “You don’t have t-” Wilhelm: “No, I’m gonna.”
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hitired · 2 years ago
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I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
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hitired · 2 years ago
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hitired · 3 years ago
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
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hitired · 3 years ago
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A classic rinse
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