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why

look what i fucking did (original post)

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OMFG

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

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i dunno man, i dunno.

ATTENTION

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

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american money seems so confusing

its all the same colour so u have to like pay attention when ur giving people money

like what if u go to give a friend a dollar and accidentally give them $100??? what if u dont correct them???

add some colour 2 ur economy america

vive la australia

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i cant breathe

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NO WAY

MAD Magazine recreates Norman Rockwell’s famous 1958 painting ‘The Runaway’

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straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

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what

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

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nO

five nights at freddy’s

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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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It's a Monday.

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chill

STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I WAIT FOR THIS MOMENT. THE MOMENT WHEN FRANKENBERRY AND BOOBERRY APPEAR IN THE CEREAL AISLE. THIS YEAR THESE FUCKERS GOT SNEAKY AND PUT IT UP IN THE SEASONAL AISLE. BUT FUCK YOU I FOUND THEM. YOU MAY THINK THAT THIS IS JUST YOUR REGULAR HOLIDAY CEREAL BUT ITS FUCKING NOT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE THIS IS A CHANGE OF FATE THIS IS THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST MEL GIBSON WINNING AWARDS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. THIS CEREAL CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION BECAUSE I POP YHE HUGEST BONER WHENEVER I SEE THIS SHIT. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TECHNICOLOR DIARRHEA I HAVE AFTER EATING MY SIXTH CONSECUTIVE BOWL OF THIS GLORIOUS NOURISHMENT. THIS IS A GIFT FROM GOD HIM/HERSELF. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

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