“I will beat the devil in an appropriate place and not ruin my floors.”
“I got drunk and now I’m sitting on the ground.”
“Get an ouija board or something and bring me back!”
“Hi, welcome to me time.”
“Do you have anymore almond milk?”
“Just do it!”
“Hell yeah!”
“[Name], stop!”
“Cover it in mustard, and call it a day.”
“The power of Christ compels you.”
“What?”
“[Name], no one is judging you.”
“We know you have a soap fetish, it’s okay, just let it out.”
“Who said you could come in?”
“What’s wrong with eating paint?”
“I will lock myself in the bathroom and fucking cry.”
“I don’t know what the fuck is happening.”
“I painted my face green, I’m ready to party.”
“Cannolis, bitch!”
“I look like a half eaten apple on a road trip.”
“Look how much your mom loves you!”
“Can’t you see what the fuck I’m wearing, bitch?”
“I’m having me time, get out.”
“The devil is everywhere.”
“I think what I’m trying to say is that I just wanna fucking disappear.”
“Some people think that I’m crazy, I’m just out here trying to have a good time, what’s your problem?”
“Don’t do drugs, not even once.”
“I have a basketball game tomorrow.”
“We’re good? Tight.”
“Don’t ever talk to me or my son ever again.”
“The darkness will swallow you whole.”
“This is a safe place.”
“I love you so much, but you test me every day.”
“You’re a nasty bitch!”
“I didn’t come here to fuck around.”
“I want to be seen from the heavens!”
“I love fucking myself up.”
“Don’t expose me like this.”
“Who you fightin’?”
“Please come back, please come back, please come back.”
“My face is burned.”
“Hi, welcome to I feel guilty.”
“I am on a never ending quest to be the most beautiful person in the world.”
“Look at me! And my exquisite face!”
“You have to go to your baseball game right now, son!”
“I think it looks natural.”
“Go away.”
“I’ll never let go.”
“Do I look like someone who wants to hurt your feelings?”
“What are your standards?”
“Can’t you see that I’m fucking leisuring?”
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DAMMET [ timecapsuleparadoxes ]:
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: you sure you aren’t talking about yourself?
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: because the only nasty thing i’m looking at
ᴅᴀᴍᴍᴇᴋ: is your nasty ass being!
> LOLOLOLOL
> you call that a comeback?? is that actually supposed to hurt my feelings?? weaksauce shit my guy
> besides ur kinda fucking yourself over anyways cause like
> even if i was talking to myself, then u just ruined it by opening ur big dumb smelly mouth and making it about u anyways
> get some fuckin grubpaste for those chompers and some ice for that burn cause u got ROASTED like some crispy cluckbeast gizzards LOLOLOL
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CRIDEA [ timecapsuleparadoxes ]:
hiveglut replied to your post: ᴄʀɪᴅᴇᴀ: @:≈ WOW! ᴄʀɪᴅᴇᴀ: @:≈ talk…
X:D !!!!!
ᴄʀɪᴅᴇᴀ: @:≈ i recognize that cute little emote anywhere
ᴄʀɪᴅᴇᴀ: @:≈ xeffy is that you?
it is!
hello cridea!! X:o
its been a while for sure!
or should i say
for shore?
X:D ??
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