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"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

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repeatedly muttering "it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability it's not my responsability "

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me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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NOT supportive to your system friends:

- "can you make [alter] front?"

- always asking who's fronting

- getting upset when they can't remember something

VERY supportive to your system friends:

- giving them money

- "here's $50 for you"

- relinquishing your money to them

- offering them money

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don’t worry I didn’t listen to either of them

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can someone PLEASE punt clive palmer into the sun

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I saw someone saying that Hot Gum by Sofia Isella was Jude watching Agnes and whatever the coffee shop dude's name was fall in love and i fully agree and i love it as just a desolation song in general, but i put on my playlist this morning and that song came up and then immediately after it was arsonist's lullaby which is also an incredible desolation song????

so if anyone has any desolation/cult of the lightless flame song recommendations i'm thinking of making a playlist :)

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Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn't need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I've had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don't. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I've done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.

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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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They’re having fun

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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manic? i hardly know ic

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me: hmmm what quote from 1984 should i put into my essay for class just to have more words

brain: welcome to tiny train world

me: absolutely not

brain: ENJOY NOT BEING ABLE TO CATCH A TRAIN ANYMORE

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations