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brb gathering TNT to hold a gender reveal for my 6mm spider

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Belly rubs is like jacking off except you can do it to yourself

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sometimes you go down the rabbithole of online kink so far you have people being like “you think inner ear oviposition is a ‘weird’ kink? wait until you hear the nasty shit i, a real pervert, am into” and blog posts that are like “it’s so hard to find someone to dig a nine foot deep hole with when all the doms i can find want to dig a five foot deep hole max :/“ and then you remember that a sizeable portion of the population consider liking anal to be freaky

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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe

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guess my favorite rene descartes quote

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Whoever is praying for my downfall has got to stop because shit is working

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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

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Hug him from behind and then slowly jerk him off and tell him that he’s a good boy when he cums

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do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

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animals dont know or care which pronouns you refer to them with so you could theoretically declare your dog trans if you wanted. most passerbys arent going to know or care. it's free. free transgender dog.

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a single dry cough

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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「裸足の階級」収録曲です。今から一年前に一瞬だけ公開して、すぐひっこめた曲の修正版。

bandcampから無料でDLできます。