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pwerskeith:

KEITHPOWERS: damn bruh you made it sound like an extra secret.

TOMHOLLAND1996: sorry 2 disappoint :|

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KENNY: let me gUEss my husband is complaining about me to you tOO :)

TOM: sorry i'm a zillion years late ... leaving my phone on do not disturb ruins and saves lives

TOM: was actually just checking in for the most part. y'all good though ?

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TOM: hey, bud ... did things get any better ? hopefully they're better ...

TOM: if you need a pick-me-up, i might've salvaged my jacket for the most part :/ so if you need a rec for that kind of thing i got you :/

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DYLAN: i'm always the bad guy.

DYLAN: literally, everything i do & say is wrong. i try talking about how i feel, she tells me she doesn't care. i try apologizing to my daughter even when she doesn't want to see me, but i get bitched at for not really trying ? but I'M still the bad guy even though she's the one that always just leaves me alone to take care of the kids by myself whenever there's a fight.

TOM: how do you figure ?

TOM: i mean ... is there a reason for her to be acting this way, or something ? i don't think she'd just blow a fuse at you over something like that, though i'm not married to her so i guess i wouldn't /really/ know ... and, have you talked to her about that ? the leaving you with the kids bit ?

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KENNY: it's fINE ://

KENNY: guess what ?? same.

TOM: are you good ?

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KENNY: that's a wEIrd thing to be proud of

KENNY: then maybE you should take it as a sign ??

TOM: i just love him, sorry

TOM: maybe ??? i don't know. i'm tired.

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DYLAN: what about twitter?

DYLAN: nothing's wrong, i'm just trying to take care of my kids

DYLAN: did you know it was a crime to give your daughter space when she doesn't want to see you? because it is!

TOM: you tweeted a thing, kinda got me worried. so here i am.

TOM: wait, what do you mean? did something happen? are we disagreeing on parenting style in the o'brien house?

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pwerskeith:

KEITHPOWERS: GASP KEITHPOWERS: i knew it!

TOMHOLLAND1996: i feel like it’s hardly a secret :|

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KENNY: i tEND to rate them on dICK size :// iF IM BEING HONEST ...1 being the bigGEST and best dick, and fifteen being the smaLLEST most disaPPOINTING DICK

KENNY: tHATS WHAT I THOUGHT

KENNY: i thOUGHT it was you and ben stop bEING SUCH A FLAKE TOM

TOM: you know i didn't really think that's what i was going to get but i ... am proud that dylan is #1

TOM: it seems i'm a bit flakey these days because you're nOt the firST to suggest such !! so !!

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CODY: yeah, i realized that

CODY: if you don't know who this is then ignore it

TOM: fair enough

TOM: sry about that

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TOM: hey. so. twitter.

TOM: what's wrong? did you want to talk about it?

TOM: i assume you're not /opposed/, since you tweeted ... but, uh. i'm here. you know. if wanted.

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sofiiacars:

sofia was trying to be a gracious host and eyeball the television. of course she would suggest hell’s kitchen for any proper binge-watching session. nothing like a little gordon ramsay to keep the spirit entertained and joyous. ironically—just as that thought crossed her mind, ramsay screamed at one of his chefs that they were a worthless nitwit. but that was obviously BESIDES the point. she giggled, lifting her shoulders in a contemplative fashion at his inquiry. thankfully for tom, she was too busy doing over time on her attention span to catch his glances. then again, sucking on any object in the midst of a naughty conversation was bound to let the mind wander. “hmm…good question. pesos are always reliable,” she hummed, giving tom a playful smirk. sofia was unbothered by sharing the nutella, but she couldn’t resist a solid opportunity to mess with him, “i mean, you’re eating my hair right now… oh, shoot, i should’ve told you. i like my nutella seasoned with an extra bit of sofia. do you taste the hints of my shampoo ?”

sofia’s giggle is an interesting juxtaposition, given the contents of their conversation & the context of her exterior behavior. this entire encounter grows more confusing by the minute, tom finding himself just relishing in it. he’s in need of a distraction, & he’s found it. however temporary & fleeting it may be, he’s grateful. “ i don’t think they have an atm that’s going to spit pesos out in exchange for dollar bills around the corner, ” tom offers teasingly, a hand raking through his loose waves, “ but, should i find one, i’ll consider offering you a commission. ” tom’s lips close lightly around his finger, licking all of the hazelnut spread away until he finishes with a smile. “ didn’t catch anything fruity, or herbal, or even remotely floral ... must’ve missed the hair follicles in my serving, huh ? ” he offers, eyes rolling dramatically in her direction. “ you should really keep your hair outta’ your food, though, sof. ”

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❝  —「 open 」»

yaebin: do you ever see something so pretty your heart just stops

yaebin: i just saw a shiba inu and the only thing cuter than the dog was the girl walking it and i think i might die

tom: a freshly opened jar of peanut butter

tom: more of a corgi person, haven't seen too many shibas in person !

tom: don't die tho :|

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shcwnmcnds:

i’ve been sitting here trying to wrap my head around the fact that i became a damn meme. honestly, you have to be in your golden ages to become a meme, so i want to thank the drink i had before i got on stage for allowing me to bust my ass like that. you’re a real one, hennessy. anyways, enough about my tour shit… what’s new on your side of town ?

“ what’s your meme damage ? i leaked a movie title trying to excitedly showcase my script, & now the internet’s in flames. what’d you end up doing, buddy ? hennessy’s like drinking fuckin’ diesel fuel. you might as well have had a death wish. i hate jack, but i’d choose it over that shit. not much is new on my side of the picket fence. just, you know, the filming & all. what about you ? how long’ve you been touring so far ? ”

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pwerskeith:

KEITHPOWERS: aye thank you thank you. KEITHPOWERS: you succeed my friend.

TOMHOLLAND1996: secret’s out TOMHOLLAND1996: tom holland can actually /be real/

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ashley: you haven't looked deep enough into youtube

ashley: that's rude

tom: i never do, but that's what i have friends like you for

tom: i'm not rude, pls stop the slander :|

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KENNY: liKE I HAVE FIFTEEN MEN ON THE SIDE RN TBH :///

KENNY: ...i...WAs being sarcastic

KENNY: ofc, a maTch made in heaven

TOM: wow only fifteen ... :) do numbers 2-15 go in order of favoritism numerically or how does that setup work

TOM: o ... nvm

TOM: the biggest match made in heaVEN is me and oreo cheesecake thks