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Gordon, I LIKE bugs! :)

I like most bugs. Like spiders and stuff. and worms! Especially worms.

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Do you know why it's been exploding?

Not really. All I know is that it seems like it's a bug in the system.

What type of bug? Like, a real bug, or a computer one??

Computer bug, I think. But I'm not completely sure.

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Hey Gordon, if you and the four AI you just met got trapped and imprisoned by an evil computer for 100 years would that be messed up or what?

I mean, that probably would be very fucked up. Especially if we w-

. . .

..my favorite book.

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What’s wrong Benny? (Can I call you Benny, btw?) Worried mister Freeman is gonna break something?

Yeah you can call me Benny. It's just.. already, he's acting like he's gonna steal. or just be a mess to deal with.

I can hear you, y'know? I'm standing right here.

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wahtz with that look benry

It's.. it's nothing. Just feeling a bit nervous? I mean, you-

actually, you probably wouldn't understand what I'm thinking, so..

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what EXPLODED??? what happened

One of the computers I was working on all morning just exploded. For the third time.

I could help fix it, I'm good with computer.

..Really? You used to tell me you didn't know how to get the computers working though?

I uhh.. i learnt?

. . .

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BALD! BALD! BALD!

I know I'm bald. No need to yell it in my face.

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BUBBY BUBBY BUBBY HI BUBBY!

Yeah. Hi. That's my name, don't tire it out.

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EXPLODIES

I didn't actually expect to hear something explode, that was a really good timing. IS EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?

A person suddenly approaches Gordon.

Does everything LOOK alright?!

[BUBBY is now available for asks.]

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Y'know, I do wonder how hard the resonance cascade is going to hit me. Like. The explosion and all?

Who are you TALKING to? What explosion??

..uhh.

Suddenly, a machine can be heard blowing up in the background. That doesn't seem too good. A faint "MOTHERFUCKER!" can be heard too.

That.. one?

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Pressing “E” At you aggressively

E. E. E. E.

..What are you doing?

..E.

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I’ll stop with the spider facts :( anyways Gordon get ur ASS down to the test chamber so we can fuck this thing up Alr

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I'm on my way I'm on my way. We fuckin it all up.

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Come on Gordon, let’s get to the test chamber since Mister Benrey is gonna be with us for the foreseeable future

On my way, on my way.

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Brazilian Wandering Spiders are also known as Banana Spiders because they hide in bananas sometimes :3

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..no facts. look at the badge.

What is with that circle of un-

no facts badge.

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Mister Benrey I’m afraid that if you didn’t want people to share their hyperfixation facts with you, you should have worm your “No Facts” sticker. It’s Black Mesa policy.

I have it here, look.

Benrey pulls up a unrendered circle from their pocket.

My no facts sticker.

..what-

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Hi Benrey sir!!! If you don’t want to hear about worms then can I tell you about spiders? The Sydney funnel web spider is (from the last time I checked) the most poisonous spider in the world!

The Brazilian wandering spider (aka as banana spiders and armed spiders) are the second most poisonous!! :3

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why.

i don't want any facts-

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Oh cool so you can still progress but benrey will now just follow you! Nice. That was relatively easy imo! Now to the test chamberrrr or your locker idk which one you’re going to rn

THE TEST CHAMBER TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP!

..And there he goes.

wait what did he say-