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wife.

Im, Im not a wife?..Did i miss something?

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SHTI FUC XKOB NDMFSJHKGFDESJILKFWELÖKJFGLKJNQWHBY THEUHHU TURNMED HIM BLU AM GREEN?????

What the hell are you on? And i'm not blue..or green?

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delightful big dog! i love her already. so!! what is this place

Oh yeah, what is this place? It's amazing!

Awwww thank you! We worked really hard on this place!

This is our circus! This is where anyone of all ages can feel like a kid again! We have me in charge of the fair games and Sunkist in charge of our circus! We bring joy to anyone while sad thoughts disappear right when you enter our fun!

So it's..off-brand Disney? Honestly, i;d rather be here than Disney, its crowded there-

Plus all the games are free >:3 Sunkist barks in agreement as Tommy pets her head

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gordbon giw dl wer feel abouyh b the economic state of america

You guys are really doing this? Anyways, be nice to Tommy. He shouldn't hear that shit. Back to the show.

Uh...What was the question?...Also my head hurts like hell..

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what breed is that dawg :D

OH! She's a Golden Retriever! And a mix of magicccc!~

Huh, okay so this part is child wonder, i can see why this was a long time in devolvement-

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Awh she is really sweet!

Of course she is, she's the sweetest thing in all of the world! Tommy runs towards Sunkist and gives her a big hug. Her fur basically consumes Tommy as there is muffled screams of joy

Okay then?..

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IOSFHHFUWOHF ITS A BPUBBUYJJ

Sunkist looks at all the fireflies and stars at one as she gently boops the firefly with her nose. Borf! (You've been booped)

Awww, she likes you, little fireflies!

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..dawg.

Pet that dawg

Look, I'm sorry for freaking out, I'm just not used to seeing a giant..a giant dog-

Oh, that's strange, I thought dogs were always this big..

But! There's always new things to learn! Sunkist proceeds to nuzzle Gordon's side as Gordon gently pets her, and her giant fluffy tail wiggles in excitement and comfort.

Hehe, you're a sweet pup aren't you? Sunkist smiles and lets out a confident bark, indicating that she is, indeed, a sweet pup.

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Oo big dog

Sunkist is big and fluffy! I love my big puppy, and she loves me!

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AUGH, CHILD, HISSSS

A child? I'm 36! You're funny, little firefly!

Giant dog, there's a giant dog

Oh, don't worry friend! This is Sunkist! She don't bite! Sunkist then proceeds to bow her head down as Tommy gets down and gives Gordon a big hug and Sunkist nuzzles her head gently to Gordon's side.

Okayyyy, so giant dog, cool cool coolllll....

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Out of nowhere a man and a giant dog appear from nowhere and surprise Gordon! Confetti explodes from the sides with kazoos are heard and a banner falls from above, it reads with colored like scribbles that read, "Welcome to the Circus!" Characters you can ask questions to: Gordon Tommy Sunkist (???)

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HELLO MEN

HelLOOOOOOOO???

And they said i'm the gay one- Gordon enters the tent, which to his surprise is..empty?

Where the hell is every-

HELLO!!!

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We're off to meet the....carnie! The wonderful carnie of this game!/ref

I don't know what that means, but okay!

Let's get this shit done! Gordon walks into the middle of the carnival to see a giant circus tent, and in the front is two silhouettes of a man and what looks like a giant.....dog?

That's...interesting?..

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Let's explore some more! Maybe we'll meet this "him" that guy was talking about

Yeah yeah, i get it, if this "him" guy is bad, I can't get physically hurt here, it's a game, if anything I'm sure I'll be perfectly fine

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eat a machine. its a vr game afterall? just eat it

I AM NOT EATING A MACHINE! IT MAY BE A GAME, BUT I CAN'T EAT A MACHINE

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I dunno Gordon This feels weird

I am ignoring all of the fireflies around me, i thought this would be simple, not tiny bugs all around me

And none of this feels weird, it's just a simple carnival, it is supposed to be a game for like kid and pre-teens...at least what i was told

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Carnival time! Maybe you can get us a big bear

HAH! Oh bet! Too bad you guys are just little voices, this bear's mine! As Gordon says such words, tiny little fireflies start to form around him as he plays one of the minigames...and misses completely.

This is bullshi-

OH YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME