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she doesn't like to quit just because she wasn't good at something on her first ever attempt. if she did that all the time, then she wouldn't know how to balance the books at the shop on her own or be a brown belt in karate. still, the temptation to untie her skates and march home in her socks almost forms in her brain. saffron has to remind herself that she doesn't own a pair of socks that cost less than ninety dollars in order to motivate herself to give roller skating another go. "thanks," she reaches for sade's hand but rises cautiously even with her aide. "i appreciate that," claims saffron in response to the enthusiastic reassurances. "i mean, i don't completely believe it, but i appreciate it. maybe we could start from the beginning again ? " she suggests, glancing down at her skates. "can we start with how i'm supposed to keep myself from wobbling even when i'm standing totally still ? "
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-ˋˏ ꒰ 🪐 ꒱ ── " because it'll be fun once you learn it ! " as her student deflates to the ground, sade tries to hype her up, clapping her hands like a lacksadasial cheerleader. there's something extra nerve-wracking about teaching saffron, like sade needs to get it right, make a good impression, especially because sadie doesn't know how to talk to the gorgeous secondhand style owner she usually likes to admire from a distance on a good day, let alone when they're both strapped to precarious wheels. but sadie is a terrible teacher. she hesitates, before slowly rolling herself over to where saffron is. one arm extends out── are her hands sweaty ? god, sadie hopes her hands aren't sweaty── offering to help pull her back up to her feet. the way she starts rambling is an inevitable consequence of her proximity to a pretty girl. " you're already totally like, my best student. it just takes practice ! when it clicks, it clicks, and then suddenly you're like : oh my god. i didn't know i could do this ! like riding a bike ! you know how to ride a bike, right ? "
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drew doesn't dislike cats at all ( based on what his social media algorithms show him, he seems to have a lot in common with the orange ones ), but he sighs in relief upon relinquishing the creature to salem. "what's wrong with tarantulas ? " he scoffs, frowning at her quick dismissal of his suggestion. "they're surprisingly clean pets to keep. one of my dungeons and dragons buddies back home is looking after mine while i visit luna and he says that norman eights hasn't made a single mess." drew receives a daily report on his beloved pet via texts or the occasional facetime call, but he thinks that faceless communication is better because if his d&d buddy caught a glimpse of luna then he would probably faint. "i thought the cats were up for adoption at places like this," he notes, glancing around in search of a sign that confirms his assumption. "maybe you can fill out an application."
"wait...you're serious?" salem whispered before looking around for a moment; there weren't any other people in sight so they technically could get away with it. would it be bad karma though? "i love the universe and it's creatures but a tarantula is completely out of the question." the suggestion quickly snapping her out of her deep thought. she chuckled as she watched drew struggle with the poor animal. "here, give it to me-" reaching for the cat she smiled while placing gentle pats along it's fur. "i see you didn't learn anything the whole month stevie was with luna. speaking of which, you think they'll be mad about us stealing it? what if we get caught and she has to bail us out of jail?" the potential consequences raced through her mind.
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tongue poking out and brow creasing in concentration, drew slurps the extra large slushie that he demanded as charlie was dragging him out of luna's apartment ( and refused to shut up about until charlie parked in front of the juice shop ) and peruses a rack of shirts. upon discovering several of his own shirts that he believed to be missing for months mysteriously tucked into luna's wardrobe, drew has a surplus of clothing and doesn't need more. the neon green shirt that he plucks from the rack with one hand is something that he would wear, though. he turns his head ( to pout in confusion over charlie's apparent disgust ) but loses his companion's attention to the bell above the door letting out a screech. "are we waiting for someone else ? " drew's volume carries across most of the store, though as usual he doesn't realize it even as several other patrons turn to look at him.
status / closed , ( @hntedhouse ) location / secondhand style !
there should be some form of karma for showing up to a charity event in hopes of looking good to your ex. initially, he planned just to bring three or four items of his own ⸻ just enough to start a conversation, but not enough to look too eager ( whatever that meant ). out of fear that conversation would go just a little too quickly, he opted for a drew sized solution. dragging him out of his prison warden's place with the promise of buying him an entire new wardrobe ! whether he wanted one or not ! it's not like his plan mattered anyway. saffron hadn't been anywhere in sight. so he was stuck combing through racks of clothes with drew who managed to find the worst colored shirt he'd ever seen. " i'm not buying you that. " he said, head whipping to the door at the sound of the bell hoping to see her. when it was just another customer he sighed and turned back to drew. " i thought you wanted to look nice, where would you even wear that ? "
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snow is one of those things that saffron likes as a concept but isn't interested in experiencing for herself, like riding in an aston martin racecar or going to coachella. she brushes off the wet chunks before the chill can seep into her scalp or slip beneath her collar, huffing. "i don't want to throw a snowball at you," saffron retorts, "this is partially my own fault. i heard this was supposed to be a shortcut to the fireworks show and i didn't want to miss the beginning." she could almost laugh how absurd it sounds now. it seems like a frivolous thing to be concerned about after being pelted in the head with a snowball.
she's surprised, but they're horrified. guilt-ridden. they look down at their two traitorous hands as though they had committed a heinous crime, a disgusting murder, and honestly, with the way everything went down, he is two hops and a skip from it. "my god," he gasps. "what have i done?" he presses his hands to his face. "you have my sincerest apologies—i—i don't know what came over me. the evil adrenaline . . . the rush of alluring power . . . i must not have heard you repeatedly rejecting the premise of the game. in my excitement for war, i completely disregarded your desires. what have i become . . . ?" he looks at her sternly. "please. throw a snowball at my face. it's only fair." they turn their cheek to her.
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saffron is not participating in the snowball fight. she cannot stress this enough as her silhouette zigzags across the battlefield, ducking and dodging because she was hoping that this would be a shortcut to the fireworks show that would be starting soon. she freezes when the cold, wet snowball smacks her on the back of the head, gobsmacked for a moment. "you either have horrendous aim or you were completely ignoring me when i said, repeatedly, that i'm not actually playing," she grumbles, using her gloves to sop up the droplets that were now descending the back of her neck.
( open! ) starter -> @valpostart location: snowball fight plaza @ el carnaval de invierno
"oh, my god, what is that behind you!" they feign horror; they feign fear; there's a high-pitched terrified scream on the tips of their tongue—and then they throw the snowball at ( hopefully ) what is the back of the other's head. "touchdown! or, i mean, score! tag? something like that . . . bring it on, my friend !"
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when distance and responsibilities force them apart, drew tends to feel as though he's walking around with a vital part of him gone. back in luna's presence, it's like he's been resurrected with a big jolt of electricity in victor ( or henry, if you're a fan of the 1931 boris karloff classic ) frankenstein's laboratory. he grins at the kisses she showers him with, basking in the aroma of their perfume and the softness of their lips. "i missed you so much." it's an understatement so massive that even godzilla would be intimidated by it. unsure of how to explain himself, drew instead remains silent as he offers luna a solemn look. he reciprocates their gentle kiss with need, desperate for comfort. "dad is gonna be busy with the lawyers for at least the next few weeks," drew tells them eventually. years after filing for divorce his parents still haven't reached an agreement on anything besides who gets the manhattan brownstone ( mom ) and who gets the engagement ring ( dad, pawned it out of spite ). "it seemed like a good time to come see you, but shouldn't you ask rafael and your brothers if it's okay for me to stay first ? " drew glances anxiously at his suitcase as luna reaches for it. "sweetie," he huffs, rushing after her, "let me." as he steps inside the apartment, he notices the tattoo machine that she had pointed out to him and tries not to grimace at the sight of the needle. that wouldn't be a very cool thing to do in front of his significant other. drew can keep cool ( or at least keep his cool ) when he really, really wants to. problems arise when he's not so sure that's what he wants, though. he shakes his head when luna asks if he's tired, nibbling distractedly on his lip. "is there something i can do in the kitchen ? i'd be happy to taste test or kiss the cook if that's what your apron recommends." the idea of drew volunteering for a task that involves any actual cooking or contact with utensils that luna has deemed to be ' dangerous ' is silly because she would never agree to it thanks to previous kitchen disasters. the offer is made with a goofy wink which he hopes will earn the sound of his favorite laugh.
excited laughter was half muffled through the kisses they began planting on his temple, cheeks, below his eyes, on the tip of his nose, and the side of his lips. over and over, not bothering to keep count just happy to have him in their arms again. the worry they spent half the day burning up with, completely being washed away with his appearance at their front door. they remembered asking him questions when she first opened the door but they could no longer remember what they were. had it not been for how tightly he was gripping them in return, luna might’ve thought she’d fallen into some type of surreal daydream. something akin to falling asleep in a nightmare on elm street, but this a dream from to fruition right at their front door. it was the exact kind of scenario luna fantasized about every time drew had to leave again. she was floating with the knowledge that this time it was real. near breathless, they pulled back enough to see his face in full view just as he explained his surprise. her feet may have found the ground again, but luna still felt like they were floating. “ of course it’s okay, are you kidding ? baby, i’m so fucking happy to see you. ” they assured; her hands took hold of his collar and pulled him down so that his lips could meet theirs half way in a delicate kiss. “ of course you can stay here. ” another kiss. “ i didn’t plan on letting you leave anyway. ” another kiss, this one longer than the last. “ i miss you just as much. ” another kiss, much quicker than the one before as they popped away with realization. “ no ! i missed you more than that ! i was about to give myself a tattoo ! that’s how much i missed you, i was entering psychosis. ” they dramatically pointed inside at where their stick and poke tools resided, but as he took their hands the conversation escaped them for the second time. never missing an opportunity to kiss him, they used the closeness of his forehead pressed against there’s to tilt their head to the send and give him another sweet peck. “ hmm…⸻ no pizza, let me cook for you ! i haven’t gotten to in so long and i know you couldn’t have eaten all that well on that flight. i’ll make us something yummy, okay ? ” luna loved to take care of him. it didn’t take her nearly a year to realize they wouldn’t mind waking up every morning to cook the two of them breakfast, she knew it from the first time they kissed. their was something deeply intimate to them about sharing a meal they made themselves with him, and knowing that he enjoyed it. she couldn’t wait to make him something again. after another quick kiss to his lip and cheek luna pulled back enough to reach for his luggage to bring it inside. “ are you sleepy at all ? you can take a nap while i cook ! i’ll wake you up when it’s done.”
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drew unwraps one of the chilean snacks he purchased at the concession stand. although unsure of what it is ( and diagnosed with several food allergies ), he takes a big bite. his tongue and throat don't feel funny in the familiar bad way that would mean he has to ask luna's brother to please call an ambulance, so he swallows and decides to take another bite. he glances over at seba as he chews. he's less intimidating than luna's other brother, though drew is equally as desperate for both of them to like him. "well ... " he thinks about luna's part in the movie they're discussing and grimaces, throwing the candy bar into his lap as his appetite suddenly disappears. " ... yeah," he mutters, fidgeting uncomfortably, "makes sense. i'm a top contributor to the synopsis section on the movie's wikipedia page, so i can assure you it's accurate. it's a hobby," drew explains, anticipating the same question he usually gets upon mentioning his contributions to wikipedia. "before luna i thought it would impress girls."
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closed starter for DREW ( @hntedhouse ) location : cinéapolis, in between showings of maXXXine
-ˋˏ ꒰ 🎵 ꒱ ── “ i’ve actually never seen the first movie. “ sebastián admits. he’s settled into one of the tables in the lobby of cinéapolis, waiting for the next hour to pass before the next showing they are locked into. occasionally, he’ll raise his vape pen up for a pull, and turn his head into his shoulder so the employees pretending to look busy behind the counter don’t notice ( they look so exhausted sebastián isn’t sure they would even care if they saw. ) he promised drew he wouldn’t talk about the movie until after the other man’s aforementioned third watch, but he thinks that shouldn’t count the other movies in the franchise. “ i don’t really want to watch it ? i do, but you know── luna’s part in it is a bit. . . “ he grimaces, not wanting to dwell on that for long. “ . . .weird to watch. for me, i guess. but i know what happens ! i watched recaps ! i hope that doesn't impact your opinion of me. i mean, you get it, right ? "
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after three or four straight hours of sitting in luna's desk chair, drew is no closer to completing his task than he was when he first sat down, and rather concerned about his partner's posture. he fidgets in the uncomfortable seat, rubs his stiff neck and stretches his arms above his head. he shuts luna's laptop without bothering to save the minute edits he made to his screenplay. though the sound of javi's voice startles him, drew immediately responds, "what's this max character so angry about ? " he stands up and rushes to the door, poking his head out of an opening just wide enough to fit his mess of curls through. "or do i have to watch the movie to find out ? " he uses contexts clues to deduce that ' champurrado ' is a food or drink of some sort, and now that he thinks about it, drew is sort of hungry. "i could make kettle corn," he offers, "i don't like to brag, but there's a decent chance it'll be best kettle corn you've ever had in your life, unless you've had the kettle corn that casey becker was making in the first scene of scream. i've always thought it looks really good, even though it's probably burnt by the time her parents get home."
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀໑ ⠀ closed stater for @hntedhouse / drew ! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀໑ ⠀ location ⌲ their apartment !
⠀⠀⠀⠀ winter - time meant movie season to javi — what better way to spend the season while comfortably bundled up on the couch , able to enjoy a warm cup of champurrado and the company of your loved ones ? it was more than just a tradition at this point : it was a habit , a necessity . javi made sure he got his daily film watch , and today was no different .
well . . . almost no different . luna , seba , and rafa were all out of the apartment for whatever reason , and javi hated watching movies alone ( after all , who would be there to discuss it afterwards ? ) . he decided to make his way down the hall to knock on luna's door and invite drew .
❝ drew , you free ? gonna watch ❛ mad max ❜ and make some champurrado , i'd appreciate company if you're interested ! ❞ he called through the door . ❝ i can order us something too ! ❞
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roller skating might just have to be one of those things that she likes in concept but not in practice, like floor length parkas or the vespa that's currently collecting dust in her storage unit in seattle. saffron has never been so unsteady on her feet in her entire life. she tries to follow sade's instructions, but bending her knees with both arms flung out and tiny wheels strapped to her soles feels too precarious. she straightens her back too quickly, though, and loses her balance when she panics. "i don't remember why i agreed to this." saffron mutters, not necessarily intending for sade to hear her. she hesitates to rise on her own, now painstakingly aware of how bad she is at this.
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OPEN starter ( @valpostart ) location : golden beach street
-ˋˏ ꒰ 🪐 ꒱ ── " okay, look, i'll go over it one more time. " sade doesn't mean to lose her patience, but sometimes she forgets that she's been up on these eight wheels most of her life. she doesn't remember that one time when she was four years old and got her first pair, fell flat on her face, chipped a tooth and then cried every time she saw them for a month and a half ! now she makes it look easy as she comes to a halt in front of the person, toes dipping forward into the stoppers. as she speaks, she mimics the movements they're supposed to be doing. " arms out on either side. legs slightly bent at the knees. keep your back up and straight. if you can't follow those instructions then i genuinely don't really know where we go from here babes. "
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drew scoops up the cat with great effort, grimacing as the creature struggles and squirms within his awkward grasp. "open your bag," he instructs anyway. pets who couldn't be confined to a tank or a cage, shed often, made noise, emitted an odor, or all of the above were strictly forbidden by his mother, so he has little experience with wrangling common household animals. "excuse me," drew inevitably huffs as the cat continues fidgeting. "okay, are you sure that you don't want a tarantula instead ? i can recommended a few different species that are great to start out with," he offers, glancing anxiously at salem as the animal continues to wiggle around in his hands.
status: open @valpostart location: el café de los gatos

“so like….hypothetically speaking if someone wanted one of these cats could they have one?” she asked the person beside her while her gaze was fixed on a larger grey tabby cat. salem being at the cat cafe wouldn’t surprise anyone ( neither would wanting to take in a random stray ) and she knew it would have to be one of the first stops she made as soon as she came back to town. as she crouched down to pet it she wondered how much her own cat would object to a sibling. she seemed to do well with “boat cat” after all. “i mean obviously i would pay for it and ask if i could have it but like can the cats leave with human if they want to?”
#( drew ) — threads.#( drew ) — salem.#i am still on haitus technically but i wanted to try and write something!
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although she detects the sarcasm in his retort, saffron scrunches her nose in disapproval. "think again," she advises him. the ' function over aesthetics ' crowd is a familiar lot who often seems to frame their preference for practicality as though it awards some sort of moral victory over those who like for things to look nice. admittedly she doesn't really think rohan is that way, though. he honestly seems more clueless to her. "have you considered carrying a handbag ? i could give you some recommendations," she offers, "i'm sure at least one of the brands that i'm thinking of has something that's waterproof."
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-ˋˏ ꒰ 🐚 ꒱ ── rohan pauses as she scrutinizes him, glancing down at his scruffy appearance. " it's a new thing i learned from mother nature over there, but i'm thinking i might make it a staple. " he bites back dryly, crossing his arms self consciously over his chest. he's always been practicality over aesthetics, unfortunately, even if it makes him give home depot iowa chic or divorcee or any other oddly specific insults he's going to hear. " do you know how convenient it is ? the number of pockets alone is a real game changer. " fighting the urge to childishly roll his eyes back at her, he returns his attention to the plot of soil, " the home depot employees in iowa know what they're talking about. "
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his luggage crashes to the floor as he frantically flings his arms out to catch luna, wrapping them up and twirling around. "hi, sweetie." the faux - nonchalant greeting that he had practiced all throughout his lengthy flight is forgotten completely as he instead promises over and over that he's missed them so much. the ache of being apart from her is probably the worst pain he's ever experienced. ( unless the third time he cracked his head open hurt more. that particular concussion was accompanied by some brief amnesia so he doesn't actually remember if he was ever in any pain. ) relief is like fresh air rushing into his lungs as he emerges after several long minutes underwater, soothing agonies he wasn't even aware of as he clings to luna. "surprise ! " he answers all of their questions with the single enthusiastic word. "i missed you," he tells them again. "i wanted to see you and i thought it'd be fun this way ! hope that's okay ? i was thinking that i could stay here with you." booking a hotel room while waiting to disembark from the plane seemed like a good idea until he realized that all of the websites for local places were all in spanish, which drew is still a little rusty with. annoyed, his fourth phone in six months was dunked into his unfinished glass of orange soda ( which oddly didn't taste that different despite the additional ingredient ). about halfway to luna's apartment, drew realized that he probably could've translated the webpage and might have also benefited from a phone's navigational system when attempting to reach a specific place in a city that he's largely unfamiliar with, but it was too late. his phone was currently soaking up the last few drops of sticky orange soda in his glass somewhere on that plane. however, worrying about his waterlogged phone is the very last thing he feels like doing as he gently sets luna's feet on the floor. "are you hungry ? i'll buy us a pizza." as drew offers to purchase dinner, he gently leans his forehead and the bridge of his nose against luna's and clasps both of her hands, unwilling to relinquish their closeness quite yet.
status / closed , ( @hntedhouse ) location / luna's place !
luna was trying to do better about spiraling. they'd been long distance with drew for nearly a year by that point, she should've been use to texts not being responded to for awhile. or calls not going through for whatever reason. a dead zone, a dead phone, drew lost his phone and had to buy a new one ( something that happened a lot more often than it should ). but his location had been turned off too. it had been over eight hours without word from him. outside of mallory, there was no one else she could contact about where he was and what if mallory was busy ? or in on it ? doing their best to stay calm and not book a flight in case he called, luna did the next best thing: gathered everything they would need for a stick and poke tattoo. she had no idea what they were doing, so the knock on the door couldn't have been better timed. all of their practiced attempts on the clementine and the banana had been butchered completely, but she was still going to put needle to skin had the sound of someone at the door not interrupted her. " we're not home ! " they initially shouted, but the sound of their voice only seemed to make the doorbell ringing grow more incessant. with a huff they picked themselves up off the living room floor and headed to the door. irritated and worried they were ready to put an actual curse on rafa ( who they thought had just forgotten his key again ) when they swung the door open and was greeted with drew instead. " shut the fuck up. " it was the only thing they managed to get out, partially, before they lunged themselves into his arms. their legs wrapping themselves around his waist, while her arms held tight grip around his shoulders. " oh my fucking god, why didn't you tell me ! did i get my dates mixed up ? are you here for mallory's birthday ? oh my god, why didn't you tell me ? " they repeated, a soft smack being given to his back as the worry left their body. " i thought something happened to you ! "
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putting out new stock is a simple but time - consuming task that saffron could just assign to a newbie who hasn't been taught how to operate the cash register yet, but she's hoping that zak will soon tire of chasing her through the aisles that she can navigate in so kates with her eyes closed. so far, no such luck. "i don't need your help getting a date," she huffs, peevishly shoving a few sweaters onto their designated rack. although becoming a widow had not completely soured romantic relationships for her, saffron is now quite selective about who she allots her time to. even if she was willing to go on a blind date, she wouldn't let zak orchestrate it simply because the way he's asking about it is annoying her. "your desperation is concerning me," she notes, "i feel like you're trying to set me up with some weirdo who can't believe i've never seen fight club."
status / closed, saffron (@hntedhouse) location / secondhand style
˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡. ❝ SAFFRON... SAFF... SAFFIE, ❞ Zak began, his tone playfully persistent. He knew how much she despised the nickname. The woman seemed to ignore him, but that didn’t deter him. He followed her from rack to rack of clothing, undeterred by her silence. ❝ Come on, just one date. One. Please? ❞ he pleaded, trailing behind her as she rearranged a row of vintage dresses. Zak knew she was a tough nut to crack, but he was determined. When Zak wanted something, he would do anything to get it. This wasn't just a trait of his personality; it was a big part of who he was. ❝ Alright, what would it take for you to say yes? ❞ he asked, his voice filled with earnest enthusiasm. ❝ New clothes? New shoes? New bags? Heck, a new store location? Literally anything, Saff, name it. Just say yes to one date with my buddy. ❞
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slurping down the last few clumps in his glass ( the beverage he had ordered was called something like ghostly grape, but drew had asked for crushed ice and no liquor ), he struggled to hear reyna at first. "huh ?! " his straw slips from his lips and crashes into his glass, condensation and corn syrup splattering across the table. "oh," he eventually realizes what she said and shakes his head, "the only way that there could possibly be a ghost in here is if they hired some hooligan to run around in a bedsheet ! and that would be the seventh biggest waste of money that i can think of off the top of my head. unless ... " drew took a long sip of his beverage. " ... how much do you think it would cost to install an above ground pool at camp crystal lake for jason voorhees ? because i admittedly think that a hooligan in a bedsheet might be a slightly less egregious waste of money than an above ground pool for jason voorhees, but i don't think that either of those things would be a bigger waste of money than my friend charlie's inevitable fifth wedding. what's your opinion on ice sculptures ? " he asks suddenly, "i personally think there are much better ways to use ice. like in a slushie, for example."
closed starter : @hntedhouse .
location : los fantasmas .
eyes darting back and forth, reyna swears that they are not a believer in the unseen, but there is something about this place that sets their teeth on edge. leaning over, drink thus untouched so far ( they ordered the nightly old special, ghoulish dreams, without realising just how much gin and prosecco is used in the mixing, oops. ) dropping their voice into somewhat of a whisper, just in case the baddies were listening: "maybe checking out this haunted tale night was a bad idea." rubbing their bare arms, thin straps of camisole meant for the heat outside and not the chill within. "like. i'm down for scary stories, but this place has me thinking i'll be part of the story."
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RESIDENT OF THE MONTH : JUNE 2024 .
Congratulations to our March 2024 Resident of the Month recipient, Saffron Barton ! Our resident style icon! More than just a passion for fashion, the love you poured into Secondhand Style is a display of your strength and determination to carve your own path. We in the Valpo Region are so honored you've chosen this place to call home. It takes a special kind of resilience to push through the challenges you had to face and start over anew, but you do it with such grace. We love watching your commitment to your own worth and aspirations, and are inspired by your determination to keep moving forward. A name after a beautiful flower couldn't be more fitting for our Saffron, and we're looking forward to watching you grow. ( @hntedhouse )
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HELLO SAMALAM! CAN YOU BELIEVE ITS BEEN NEARLY A YEAR OF YOU WRITING IN THIS GROUP? OVER A YEAR OF THE ADMINS GETTING TO WRITE WITH YOU? THAT'S SO CRAZY!!!!! We're so grateful to have you as a part of our family. You constantly bring us so much laughter with your confused but supportive interactions in chat, the many questions Drew has had over the past months, and Saffron's quick witted responses to nonsense. You're a very unserious person and writer (affectionate) and it makes writing and talking to you so much fun!!! We love how in tune you are with the plots happening on the dash and in the ic server, and your acknowledgement of others muses is something we see and appreciate as it's something we value heavily in this rp. You bring so much to this group and we're so happy you're still with us and we hope you stay for as long as we do. Valpohq wouldn't be Valpohq without you!! WE LOVE YOU!!!
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TRIGGERS: dysfunctional family dynamics
basics.
full name. anthony andrew caruso-iannelli pen name. drew crane ( how he will generally introduce himself ) gender. cis man pronouns. he/him age. twenty - four hometown. upper east side, manhattan, nyc occupation. former child actor, more recently a graphic novelist and aspiring moviemaker
personality.
zodiac. gemini ( affectionate, curious, adaptable ) enneagram. type 7 ; the enthusiast likes. horror movies, comic books, slushies, dungeons & dragons, candy, clue ( board game & movie ), tarantulas, halloween ( holiday & movie series except for the rob zombie ones ), 80s muscle cars, long furbies, teeth, letterboxd dislikes. boredom, alcohol, the duolingo owl, nihilism, romcoms, clothes shopping, poetry, rob zombie movies, wearing a suit, coffee, his asthma, budgeting, superhero movies, scrappy doo, pretentious indie film snobs positive traits. sincere, bubbly, clever negative traits. irresponsible, facetious, impulsive special talents. was a genuinely not - so - bad actor and he’s an excellent painter, both of which he has basically no interest in.
biography.
andrew caruso-iannelli was born and raised in new york city. he's the son of renowned oscar winning film director anthony caruso & upper east side royalty priscilla caruso-iannelli, and the youngest of a whole bunch of brothers. he grew up hollywood famous ( a few small appearances in some of his father’s films and walking the red carpet at countless events alongside his family ) and upper east side rich ( private school, hamptons house, robust trust fund ).
it was an open secret among their social circle that his family’s public image of being ‘ the perfect celebrity family ’ was just an act. behind closed doors there was a lot of tension, a mother who relentlessly attempted to push her sons into the spotlight, and a workaholic father who only ever had time to spare for his youngest son, his favorite. when he wasn't around ( somewhat often ) drew tended to slop through the cracks, and so from a young age he was relatively free to do as he pleased so long as he didn’t attract any negative attention to himself. no one cared if he was out all night long at a horror movie marathon, or if he inexplicably acquired a pet tarantula, or if he spent three straight days drawing alone in his room because he kept up his grades, stayed out of the way, and didn’t land the family name on the front cover of gossip rags.
the youngest, often - forgotten child of the bunch did not make friends with ease while growing up. he actually got picked on a lot throughout his school years, although this never really bothered him much as horror movies and creating art held most of his attention through the majority of his school years.
natural talent supplemented by constant practice ( and very expensive art classes ) and combined with his love of horror led to drew creating comics based on his favorite horror tropes & fully written and illustrated by him beginning when he was a teenager. his first few comics were … kinda terrible, in hindsight, but still good enough to impress the rhode island school of design, also known as RISD where he would enroll in their illustration program. he looked forward to leaving home more and more with each passing day as his familial relationships never improved.
by the time he was about halfway through art school, no one in his immediate family was living together or on speaking terms with one another. much to the horror of his mother's upper east side compatriots, his parents even got divorced. his mom kept the brownstone in manhattan and scrambled to rebuild her reputation while his dad moved across the country to los angeles where he still lives while working on his various movie projects. drew tried to stay with him during his longer breaks from school, but he's a new yorker at heart. he stays in a property owned by his grandfather whenever he's in manhattan.
every single one of drew’s brothers is pretty famous now ( probably actors in big name productions like marvel movies and starring in netflix shows ). he’s the only one that enrolled in college and chose to gradually step away from the spotlight as he grew up. he hasn’t spoken to any of them in years and has no plans to reach out any time soon. he carries a lot of resentment towards all of them due to feeling that they abandoned him, which is something he plans to unpack around, saaaaaay, never.
drew got a publishing deal for his graphic novel series before he had even graduated art school. he’s aware that his ( real ) last name probably had something to do with how it was pretty much handed to him, but it’s also a fact that one of his art school instructors shared his work with friends in the publishing business which is what sparked initial interest in his creations.
his debut graphic novel titled drive - in was released under his pen name of drew crane in early fall 2023 and was an instant success. the love letter to his beloved slasher flicks is about an undead drive - in movie theater employee embarking on a bloody rampage at his old job. it currently remains at the very top of bestseller lists all over the world.
since he owns the rights to his work, drew was able to almost immediately begin planning a movie adaptation. certain that he wanted to direct and author the screenplay himself, drew shadowed his father for about eight months in order to learn from him, which of course is very nepo baby of drew. he would agree with that himself, but he isn't familiar with the term. some controversy was caused recently when an interview clip of him was pulled out of context and went viral. the journalist asks him flat out how he feels about being a nepo baby and he appears confused but still responds that he doesn't think he is. the interview just went downhill from there and even ended a few minutes early. drew was upset and confused. he still is. the full thing was posted online a few weeks ago, which is when the controversy and ridicule kicked off. he's still a target on the internet and he's worried that the plans for his movie are going to crash and burn any second.
he's in chile for the first time to visit his partner ( luna ) and unplug for a while. he currently doesn't plan to stay, but as we all know that's going to change !
wanted connections.
tbd. :)
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saffron shrugs, pausing her appraisal of a plant that appeared to be in need of water. though she often visits the garden, she's so far managed to avoid a fate similar to rohan's. how much longer he should expect to endure this, she couldn't even speculate. "if you didn't want to be mistaken for a gardener then you probably shouldn't have dressed so ... " saff removes her sunglasses to properly survey his outfit. "home depot in iowa chic today. did they give you the apron or do you just wear that sometimes ? " she wouldn't be too surprised if his answer was her second guess. her understanding of what exactly his job entails is admittedly a bit limited, but she knows he does most of his work on a boat, which plants pictures in her mind of golashes and neon yellow rain hats and, of course, a polyester abomination splattered with fish guts. ( gross ! )

OPEN starter ( @valpostart ) location : el jardín
-ˋˏ ꒰ 🐚 ꒱ ── rohan didn't mean to get trapped here. he was just walking by, and the greenery and commotion enticed him in ; and then he was talking to the old, retired lady who seems to be the defacto leader who was both sweet and demanding and before he knew it he was up to his elbows in potting soil── something about burying some of the more delicate plants for the incoming colder months. he runs his forearm along his brow, accidentally dragging dirt along his face, before turning to the person beside him. with a lowered voice so he doesn't get caught, he glances over his shoulder in her direction, " hey, do you know how long everyone usually sticks around for ? " he questions, before holding his hands up in small surrender, " not that i'm in any rush but i── this has to pack up eventually, right ? "
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